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Happy Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] darandkerry.

Have a WONDERFUL day!!!
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Happy Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] darandkerry.

Have a WONDERFUL day!!!
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The wife comes home, we get her shit organized and then we settle in to listen to the OSU
Big Ten tourney game. Just as I am about to click off the tube, a message scrolls across the screen directing us to a channels that is going to show the game (FSN had scheduled to televise the tape-delay at fucking midnight!) Thrilled with this last-second stroke of luck, we settle in and watch the game. They lose in OT by 3 points. Damn. But the NCAA March Madness starts soon.

The OSU men DID beat the #1 men's team, ruining Illinois' unbeaten season. I'd apologize to all my Illinois friends, but it was really a good game.

In other news, I spent an enjoyable Fri. night chatting with friends while downing a bottle of Shirz. Watching Mariska Hargitay on Leno is okay. Watching her on Leno, drunk, and with snarky friends, priceless. Of course I got no writing done yesterday because I was hung-over, but it was actually worth it.

Time to go find something for dinner. BLT yumminess...with no "L".
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The wife comes home, we get her shit organized and then we settle in to listen to the OSU
Big Ten tourney game. Just as I am about to click off the tube, a message scrolls across the screen directing us to a channels that is going to show the game (FSN had scheduled to televise the tape-delay at fucking midnight!) Thrilled with this last-second stroke of luck, we settle in and watch the game. They lose in OT by 3 points. Damn. But the NCAA March Madness starts soon.

The OSU men DID beat the #1 men's team, ruining Illinois' unbeaten season. I'd apologize to all my Illinois friends, but it was really a good game.

In other news, I spent an enjoyable Fri. night chatting with friends while downing a bottle of Shirz. Watching Mariska Hargitay on Leno is okay. Watching her on Leno, drunk, and with snarky friends, priceless. Of course I got no writing done yesterday because I was hung-over, but it was actually worth it.

Time to go find something for dinner. BLT yumminess...with no "L".
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Yeah, so you know your day is going to be a total suckfest when you open your car door and find all the stuff that is usually inside the armrest compartment sitting in the driver's seat. And the Red Bull Beanie Baby (cause I am a fiery Taurus) that usually sleeps beneath the stereo is thrown against the stick shift. Nothing was stolen. Apparently, the person who ransacked my car does not appreciate my taste for Broadway soundtracks and 80's compilations. Or they could not find my CD's mixed among the Poptart and Payday wrappers. See Mrs CB? Being a little messy is a good thing.

On the flip side of criminal activity, I bought a bootleg copy of a recent production and it arrived yesterday. It makes me feel kinda dirty, but it's okay. I like it.

It's snowing again. Another clipper. (I know [livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent...electoral armageddon.) We are expecting another 4-6" as well as ice in Saturday. I hope it is shitty out that day. We are hosting poker and I really don't want to. However, if it's nice, I will be making chili and jalapeno cornbread. And margaritas.

Finally, my big guy, Smokey, has an eye infection. That's right folks, we have a pussy pussy in the house. When the wife gets home, we are taking him to the vet. Poor guy. And he is the only one in the house that is really watching the idiots on inagural parade. Nice to see W decided to go with the limo. Pussy!


ETA: Happy Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] eclecticfan
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Yeah, so you know your day is going to be a total suckfest when you open your car door and find all the stuff that is usually inside the armrest compartment sitting in the driver's seat. And the Red Bull Beanie Baby (cause I am a fiery Taurus) that usually sleeps beneath the stereo is thrown against the stick shift. Nothing was stolen. Apparently, the person who ransacked my car does not appreciate my taste for Broadway soundtracks and 80's compilations. Or they could not find my CD's mixed among the Poptart and Payday wrappers. See Mrs CB? Being a little messy is a good thing.

On the flip side of criminal activity, I bought a bootleg copy of a recent production and it arrived yesterday. It makes me feel kinda dirty, but it's okay. I like it.

It's snowing again. Another clipper. (I know [livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent...electoral armageddon.) We are expecting another 4-6" as well as ice in Saturday. I hope it is shitty out that day. We are hosting poker and I really don't want to. However, if it's nice, I will be making chili and jalapeno cornbread. And margaritas.

Finally, my big guy, Smokey, has an eye infection. That's right folks, we have a pussy pussy in the house. When the wife gets home, we are taking him to the vet. Poor guy. And he is the only one in the house that is really watching the idiots on inagural parade. Nice to see W decided to go with the limo. Pussy!


ETA: Happy Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] eclecticfan
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The past six months have been a bounty of new adventures for me. I have renewed a long-dormant interest in writing and creating. I have met so many wonderful people through these boards and communities and have developed great friendships with a few incredible women. I'd like to take this time to thank you all for being you.

Mrs. CB and I wish you all a wonderful and safe Holiday Season!!

And with all the talk of my TV girlfriend returning, I offer you this gift:

Miss Blonde Piece of Pie )
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The past six months have been a bounty of new adventures for me. I have renewed a long-dormant interest in writing and creating. I have met so many wonderful people through these boards and communities and have developed great friendships with a few incredible women. I'd like to take this time to thank you all for being you.

Mrs. CB and I wish you all a wonderful and safe Holiday Season!!

And with all the talk of my TV girlfriend returning, I offer you this gift:

Miss Blonde Piece of Pie )
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After seeing this in a post from [livejournal.com profile] maroukian, I thought this could be a great way for Teh Harem (and anyone else who cares to be involved) to make some money for a naked keg party a needy charity.

I'll volunteer to take the photos, just tell me which month you want to be and what type of "props" you'll need. Keep in mind, more than one person can represent each month. As they say, "the more naked girlies, the more boobies I get to see merrier."

and [livejournal.com profile] ki_finn, don't worry. You can be Teh Fluffer.
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After seeing this in a post from [livejournal.com profile] maroukian, I thought this could be a great way for Teh Harem (and anyone else who cares to be involved) to make some money for a naked keg party a needy charity.

I'll volunteer to take the photos, just tell me which month you want to be and what type of "props" you'll need. Keep in mind, more than one person can represent each month. As they say, "the more naked girlies, the more boobies I get to see merrier."

and [livejournal.com profile] ki_finn, don't worry. You can be Teh Fluffer.
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Behind a cut because somone has a potty mouth.

follow the fake lj cut )
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Behind a cut because somone has a potty mouth.

follow the fake lj cut )
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I was talking with Daddy #3 who is a conservative Republican...Texan. To my surprise, he didn't gloat about the election. Just said that he's glad it's over and agreed that anti-gay marriage bans are equal to legalized discrimination. He's learning, slowly but surely.

I asked who he thought the Democratic Nominee would be in 2008. With absolutely no hesitation he said Hillary Clinton.

Anyone else agree with this?

I am thinking we need a nominee to run on Teh Harem Ticket. [livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent has nominated Teresa Heinz Kerry and Martha Stewart. Start submitting your 2008 Dream Teams. I believe the nomination convention will be held in...Canada. Suggestion for convention locations will also be appreciated.
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I was talking with Daddy #3 who is a conservative Republican...Texan. To my surprise, he didn't gloat about the election. Just said that he's glad it's over and agreed that anti-gay marriage bans are equal to legalized discrimination. He's learning, slowly but surely.

I asked who he thought the Democratic Nominee would be in 2008. With absolutely no hesitation he said Hillary Clinton.

Anyone else agree with this?

I am thinking we need a nominee to run on Teh Harem Ticket. [livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent has nominated Teresa Heinz Kerry and Martha Stewart. Start submitting your 2008 Dream Teams. I believe the nomination convention will be held in...Canada. Suggestion for convention locations will also be appreciated.
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One last photo from Halloween and I swear I am finished. This is for all the Xena:Warrior Princess and other Amazon lovers out there.

A Woman After My Own Heart )
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One last photo from Halloween and I swear I am finished. This is for all the Xena:Warrior Princess and other Amazon lovers out there.

A Woman After My Own Heart )
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Happy 69th birthday, a few hours early, [livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent. I can't believe some one older than my mother can get as much action as you do ;) And still be so..flexible. Happy Birthday!!!

So break out your 45's and we'll have us a sing-a-long at the old Harem tonight.

Party Mix )
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Happy 69th birthday, a few hours early, [livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent. I can't believe some one older than my mother can get as much action as you do ;) And still be so..flexible. Happy Birthday!!!

So break out your 45's and we'll have us a sing-a-long at the old Harem tonight.

Party Mix )
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I can't believe I forgot these two )
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I can't believe I forgot these two )
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These are just something I worked on for [livejournal.com profile] heathers's birthday. Have a great day, H! Mrs CB and I will be celebrating here for you (if you know what I mean).

Birthday Limericks )
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These are just something I worked on for [livejournal.com profile] heathers's birthday. Have a great day, H! Mrs CB and I will be celebrating here for you (if you know what I mean).

Birthday Limericks )
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I have decided that I am not getting the cyber-whores that I requires, so I have decided to create a cyber-Harem. And no, Mrs. CB is not a fan of this idea, but hey, she has an LJ, she can do whatever she wants.

Here are the "filled" positions thus far:

[livejournal.com profile] heathers shall be the creator of our pre-orgy feasts and shall provide sexual favors.

[livejournal.com profile] lonejaguar shall design the rooms in which my harem shall reside and she shall provide sexual favors

[livejournal.com profile] mikee_pm shall be my No.1 bitch and writer of the smut and she shall provide sexual favors

[livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent shall keep all my other bitches in line and shall tell humorous tales to keep me amused and she shall provide sexual favors

[livejournal.com profile] eclectic_fan shall use her scientific skillz to examine all potential harem members for disease and defects and shall keep my computers in working order. She shall also encourage my writers of fiction and she shall provide sexual favors.

If you wish to become a member of my harem, please comment. Tell me what skillz you have that will be of benefit to my harem. Oh...and you must be legal...jail bait is not for me.
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I have decided that I am not getting the cyber-whores that I requires, so I have decided to create a cyber-Harem. And no, Mrs. CB is not a fan of this idea, but hey, she has an LJ, she can do whatever she wants.

Here are the "filled" positions thus far:

[livejournal.com profile] heathers shall be the creator of our pre-orgy feasts and shall provide sexual favors.

[livejournal.com profile] lonejaguar shall design the rooms in which my harem shall reside and she shall provide sexual favors

[livejournal.com profile] mikee_pm shall be my No.1 bitch and writer of the smut and she shall provide sexual favors

[livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent shall keep all my other bitches in line and shall tell humorous tales to keep me amused and she shall provide sexual favors

[livejournal.com profile] eclectic_fan shall use her scientific skillz to examine all potential harem members for disease and defects and shall keep my computers in working order. She shall also encourage my writers of fiction and she shall provide sexual favors.

If you wish to become a member of my harem, please comment. Tell me what skillz you have that will be of benefit to my harem. Oh...and you must be legal...jail bait is not for me.

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