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I watched "Ghost" again last night with Mrs. CB, and I realized I forgot to mention one of my favorite Alex lines from the courtroom scene. When Alex is on the stand, badgering the defendant (and I can't believe she didn't get a judicial smackdown. Nor did Casey for failing to control her witness. When Alex lost control of her witness in "Closure-2", she got nailed.), she yells, "It takes a lot of balls to shoot an unarmed woman and a sleeping child."

heh heh..she said "balls"

And I looked at the shooting scene from "Loss" to see if the shooter looked like Liam Connors. Unless he had longer hair, I'm thinking not. But then again, it was a dark shot.
Anyone have a good cap of the shooter?
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I watched "Ghost" again last night with Mrs. CB, and I realized I forgot to mention one of my favorite Alex lines from the courtroom scene. When Alex is on the stand, badgering the defendant (and I can't believe she didn't get a judicial smackdown. Nor did Casey for failing to control her witness. When Alex lost control of her witness in "Closure-2", she got nailed.), she yells, "It takes a lot of balls to shoot an unarmed woman and a sleeping child."

heh heh..she said "balls"

And I looked at the shooting scene from "Loss" to see if the shooter looked like Liam Connors. Unless he had longer hair, I'm thinking not. But then again, it was a dark shot.
Anyone have a good cap of the shooter?
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I had the second interview this afternoon. Before I left, I was asked if I was interested and wanted the comp people to start working a quote for me. I said I would call her tomorrow. Why? because the job that was posted was day shift and the one I am being "offered" is evening. And the position? So lacking in challenge that I would probably get fired for fucking around. When the interviewer says, "One of the selling points is that if you are unhappy in the position you were originally hired, you can transfer," you know that it is no dream job. So after a nice meal out with the wife, I decided I need to take a pass. It has to be the right fit or I can't take it. Damn it! I did apply for a promotion at work and the tech director likes me for it. Right now it's posted for a 4-yr degree with 2-4 yrs lab experience. We are hoping my 2-yr degree with almost 20 yrs experience will be enough.

As we walked out of the restaurant, we were discussing the cramping situation Mrs CB had while giving blood yesterday (the day after she got her period.) I was telling her how she should have waited and that I was shocked that her hemoglobin was high enough for her to donate. This is what followed:

Mrs. CB: Well, the did the hemo test and it was fine.
Me: But did they do the homo test?
Mrs. CB: See, this is why I love you. You are so funny,
even when I don't get it half the time.

I do love my silly gay wife. She wants to stay up and watch Alex tonight. Fifty bucks says she's asleep by 8:30pm.

Break out your booze, ladies. "Ghost" is on in T-minus 2 hours and 52 minutes.
cabenson: (Default)
I had the second interview this afternoon. Before I left, I was asked if I was interested and wanted the comp people to start working a quote for me. I said I would call her tomorrow. Why? because the job that was posted was day shift and the one I am being "offered" is evening. And the position? So lacking in challenge that I would probably get fired for fucking around. When the interviewer says, "One of the selling points is that if you are unhappy in the position you were originally hired, you can transfer," you know that it is no dream job. So after a nice meal out with the wife, I decided I need to take a pass. It has to be the right fit or I can't take it. Damn it! I did apply for a promotion at work and the tech director likes me for it. Right now it's posted for a 4-yr degree with 2-4 yrs lab experience. We are hoping my 2-yr degree with almost 20 yrs experience will be enough.

As we walked out of the restaurant, we were discussing the cramping situation Mrs CB had while giving blood yesterday (the day after she got her period.) I was telling her how she should have waited and that I was shocked that her hemoglobin was high enough for her to donate. This is what followed:

Mrs. CB: Well, the did the hemo test and it was fine.
Me: But did they do the homo test?
Mrs. CB: See, this is why I love you. You are so funny,
even when I don't get it half the time.

I do love my silly gay wife. She wants to stay up and watch Alex tonight. Fifty bucks says she's asleep by 8:30pm.

Break out your booze, ladies. "Ghost" is on in T-minus 2 hours and 52 minutes.
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So it looks like Marcia Cross denied being a lesbian today on "The View". What is it with these gals whose names start with an "M" and end with an "a"?
cabenson: (Default)
So it looks like Marcia Cross denied being a lesbian today on "The View". What is it with these gals whose names start with an "M" and end with an "a"?
cabenson: (Default)
For those that have never experienced the Television Without Pity Pixel Challenge, this is the one to start with.

Is This Because I'm a Lesbian?

The always amusing [livejournal.com profile] aqua_blurr made three hysterical contributions.
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For those that have never experienced the Television Without Pity Pixel Challenge, this is the one to start with.

Is This Because I'm a Lesbian?

The always amusing [livejournal.com profile] aqua_blurr made three hysterical contributions.
cabenson: (Default)
I am so tired of hearing this shit all the time.

Gay does not equal stupid or dumb you little fucktard
cabenson: (Default)
I am so tired of hearing this shit all the time.

Gay does not equal stupid or dumb you little fucktard
cabenson: (doing her)
To all my friends who celebrate Teh Box Boxing Day, I wish you a wonderful day!
cabenson: (doing her)
All my bags are packed
and I'm ready to go,
Gotta get my ass
Outta O-HI-O
I woke up so disgusted
I just puked!



At least we'll have a room with a view at Casa Heathers. Anyone need a ride up north [livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent, [livejournal.com profile] bluepoet, [livejournal.com profile] say_revolution?

Hey OHIO! How could the 250 fucking THOUSAND of you that lost your jobs to outsourcing vote this way?

Oh and a BIG ASSED FUCK YOU!!! If I wanta get married, fucking try and stop me. Cocksuckers!
cabenson: (doing her)
All my bags are packed
and I'm ready to go,
Gotta get my ass
Outta O-HI-O
I woke up so disgusted
I just puked!



At least we'll have a room with a view at Casa Heathers. Anyone need a ride up north [livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent, [livejournal.com profile] bluepoet, [livejournal.com profile] say_revolution?

Hey OHIO! How could the 250 fucking THOUSAND of you that lost your jobs to outsourcing vote this way?

Oh and a BIG ASSED FUCK YOU!!! If I wanta get married, fucking try and stop me. Cocksuckers!
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Okay everyone. After a volley of comments with [livejournal.com profile] aqua_blurr, I was wondering something. Who was your first TV girl crush or OTP?

I had two TV girl crushes at the same time. First there was ISIS, the teacher-turned-ancient-goddess-super-heroine. Joanna Cameron STILL looks hot!!

Next came Jaime Sommers aka The Bionic Woman. I loved her! I wanted to BE her! I STILL want to be her.I received a Bionic Woman doll/action figure (with removable bionic parts) for Christmas one year. I can't tell you how many times she saved Barbie's ass when Barbie got liquored up and drove that camper over a cliff. And the post-rescue loving. Yes, H/C started with me at the fragile age of...eight. So my first OTP would be The Bionic Woman and Barbie...because having the Velvet and Chrissy dolls make out was just plain incestuous.
cabenson: (Default)
Okay everyone. After a volley of comments with [livejournal.com profile] aqua_blurr, I was wondering something. Who was your first TV girl crush or OTP?

I had two TV girl crushes at the same time. First there was ISIS, the teacher-turned-ancient-goddess-super-heroine. Joanna Cameron STILL looks hot!!

Next came Jaime Sommers aka The Bionic Woman. I loved her! I wanted to BE her! I STILL want to be her.I received a Bionic Woman doll/action figure (with removable bionic parts) for Christmas one year. I can't tell you how many times she saved Barbie's ass when Barbie got liquored up and drove that camper over a cliff. And the post-rescue loving. Yes, H/C started with me at the fragile age of...eight. So my first OTP would be The Bionic Woman and Barbie...because having the Velvet and Chrissy dolls make out was just plain incestuous.
cabenson: (Default)
So I went to uber-HOTT eye doc yesterday. Everytime she said, "You can go ahead and take off those glasses", I thought she said I could take off my shirt. She's YUMMY! Mrs CB. didn't see the attraction. I sometimes wonder how she calls herself gay.

So, after the eye exam and dinner, we hit Spagio Wine Cellars. This is what heaven will be for a wine whore such as myself. Our purchases:

CABZILLA-a 2002 Napa Valley Cab Sauv with a pic of Godzilla drinking wine on the front.
I shit you not!

VAMPIRE- a 2002 Pinot Noir from Transylvania

VALLEY OF THE MOON- a 2000 PN from California

CLAAR CELLARS- a 2002 Cab-Merlot blend

ARGYLE- a 2003 PN from Oregon

PINOT EXPRESS- a 2002 PN from Oregon

WILD HORSE- a 2001 CS from California

AVALON- a 2002 CS from Napa Valley

We will save the VAMPIRE to drink when we hand out candy for Trick-or-Treat.

We aren't really wine snobs. Before I hooked with Mrs CB, I was known for my $4.99 bottles of grocery store hooch. We are experimenting with different wines and I am planning to start a wine diary. Sadly, we bought no whites, and I don't drink rose's of blushes anymore. Too many Bellagio nightmares.

In other news, I finally got started on painting. Only got half done because I was treated to a surprise visit by my best friend and two of her little ones. Needless to say, the cats are still hiding ;)
cabenson: (Default)
So I went to uber-HOTT eye doc yesterday. Everytime she said, "You can go ahead and take off those glasses", I thought she said I could take off my shirt. She's YUMMY! Mrs CB. didn't see the attraction. I sometimes wonder how she calls herself gay.

So, after the eye exam and dinner, we hit Spagio Wine Cellars. This is what heaven will be for a wine whore such as myself. Our purchases:

CABZILLA-a 2002 Napa Valley Cab Sauv with a pic of Godzilla drinking wine on the front.
I shit you not!

VAMPIRE- a 2002 Pinot Noir from Transylvania

VALLEY OF THE MOON- a 2000 PN from California

CLAAR CELLARS- a 2002 Cab-Merlot blend

ARGYLE- a 2003 PN from Oregon

PINOT EXPRESS- a 2002 PN from Oregon

WILD HORSE- a 2001 CS from California

AVALON- a 2002 CS from Napa Valley

We will save the VAMPIRE to drink when we hand out candy for Trick-or-Treat.

We aren't really wine snobs. Before I hooked with Mrs CB, I was known for my $4.99 bottles of grocery store hooch. We are experimenting with different wines and I am planning to start a wine diary. Sadly, we bought no whites, and I don't drink rose's of blushes anymore. Too many Bellagio nightmares.

In other news, I finally got started on painting. Only got half done because I was treated to a surprise visit by my best friend and two of her little ones. Needless to say, the cats are still hiding ;)
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This is a bit long-winded, so I put it behind a cut tag. Anyone interestd in reading about the exploits of my 20th Class Reunion are more than welcome too. Names have been changed to protect the innocent and hide the guilty. Read more... )
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This is a bit long-winded, so I put it behind a cut tag. Anyone interestd in reading about the exploits of my 20th Class Reunion are more than welcome too. Names have been changed to protect the innocent and hide the guilty. Read more... )
cabenson: (Default)
Dear Fellow Catholic School Reunion Attendees,

Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.

Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.

No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.

Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?

Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love
cabenson: (Default)
Dear Fellow Catholic School Reunion Attendees,

Yes, I am a raging lesbian...I rage in a lesbianistic way every chance I get.

Yes, this is Mrs. CB and no, we don't have any children, but we do own a nice ranch house where our five cats run free.

No, I didn't have a crush on you or any of the other bitchy cheerleaders. I was too busy leering at the Spanish teacher and the girls basketball coach.

Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your kids. WHOAAAA! Is that your daughter? Oh yea!
I mean, she is an adorable young lady. How old is she again?

Sincerely,
Teh Hott Lesbian Love

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