CB's Question of the day

[cabenson]

So the Vatican says gay men can't be priests. What I wanna know is, can lesbians still be nuns? And can the be really HOTT lesbinuns? PLEASE?????

Comments

[sweetgingertea.livejournal.com]

There's a book..."Lesbian Nuns...I kicked the Habit". I wish I could remember who it was by.

[annebd.livejournal.com]

Lesbinuns? Rocks my socks off.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

the Bible only mentions men with regard to homosexuality-- so as far as I'm concerned, we're fine. Lesbian nuns? the hotter the better, sure.

[slammerkinbabe.livejournal.com]

Heh, clearly you didn't grow up Catholic. I've only ever known one nun under the age of seventy. (Granted, she'd've made a pretty cool dyke.) But, yeah, Catholic school nuns? 75 or older, gray-haired, can't smack kids with the the rulers anymore so they grow their nails out all long and TAPTAPTAP them on your desk when they scold you. Twisted, gnarled hands veins that look like blue cord and long yellow nails. One nun I knew has been 120 years old for the last 50 years. Seriously, every generation of Sacred Heart attendees I was acquainted with, so we're talking back into my grandparents' era, had been taught by her, and she'd been ancient since my mom was a kid. Her skin is about a molecule thick. I bet if you lifted up her habit you'd see all her internal organs.

I'm not sure why I feel compelled to destroy your nun fantasies, because that is very mean, isn't it?

(There was the *one* yoiung one...)

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

What do you call a woman in comfortable shoes with short hair?
A nun.
What do you call a woman in comfortable shoes with short hair?
A lesbian.
Coincidence? I think not.