Sonuvabitch!

[cabenson]

I knew this would happen sooner or later.


Goodbye potential heart attack, hello additional back pain. In the event that this is removed from the market, I am conducting interviews of potential candidates for a newly created "Personal Inflammation Reducer" position. Massage skills and wine knowledge a must. Apply here.

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[say-revolution.livejournal.com]

I give decent massages. As you know, I have no wine skillz whatsoever, but I'm just so damn cute! Also, I need a job, and reducing your personal pain sounds more interesting than folding clothes...