Man, I am so depressed that my visit to Ohio was just two weeks early for this AMAZING state fair. First of all, I notice the sign does not say that pants are required. Shoes, shirt, no guns. But there is no "Must wear pants" rule. I am all over this fair. And then butter sculptures and fried everything and DUCT TAPE solar panels. I am sorry, I can't stop getting all caps over this amazing collection of amazingness. Your blue ribbon project for next year should totally be made out of duct tape. And possibly fried.