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Grounds For Divorce?
Last evening, while watching the Opening Ceremonies (and providing MST3-like commentary because NOTHING is sacred to me) Mrs CB and I were joking about the lack of Xena references. The following conversation ensued:
Mrs CB: Well, I think Xena was actually from Turkey.
Me: Why would you think that?
Mrs. CB: Well, the Amazons are said to have originated in Turkey.
Me: Xena WASN'T an Amazon, she just PLAYED with one.
Mrs CB: Oh yeah, that's right.
Me: You really should know the facts before you go defiling my shows. Pop
quiz. Who is the ADA on SVU?
Mrs CB: Uh, let me think. Uh, it starts with a "C", uh...Cabot?
Me: Where is Alex right now?
Mrs. CB: She's in Witness protection.
Me: I repeat. Who IS the ADA on SVU?
Mrs. CB: Okay, uh she's with that Benton person, right?
Me: Strike two
Mrs CB: Uh, okay, okay...it's Cassie somebody, the blonde chick
Me: Go sleep in the spare room. I'm calling the attorney in the morning.
Poker tonight. We're hosting. Should be an interesting evening.
Mrs CB: Well, I think Xena was actually from Turkey.
Me: Why would you think that?
Mrs. CB: Well, the Amazons are said to have originated in Turkey.
Me: Xena WASN'T an Amazon, she just PLAYED with one.
Mrs CB: Oh yeah, that's right.
Me: You really should know the facts before you go defiling my shows. Pop
quiz. Who is the ADA on SVU?
Mrs CB: Uh, let me think. Uh, it starts with a "C", uh...Cabot?
Me: Where is Alex right now?
Mrs. CB: She's in Witness protection.
Me: I repeat. Who IS the ADA on SVU?
Mrs. CB: Okay, uh she's with that Benton person, right?
Me: Strike two
Mrs CB: Uh, okay, okay...it's Cassie somebody, the blonde chick
Me: Go sleep in the spare room. I'm calling the attorney in the morning.
Poker tonight. We're hosting. Should be an interesting evening.