Grounds For Divorce?

[cabenson]

Last evening, while watching the Opening Ceremonies (and providing MST3-like commentary because NOTHING is sacred to me) Mrs CB and I were joking about the lack of Xena references. The following conversation ensued:

Mrs CB: Well, I think Xena was actually from Turkey.

Me: Why would you think that?

Mrs. CB: Well, the Amazons are said to have originated in Turkey.

Me: Xena WASN'T an Amazon, she just PLAYED with one.

Mrs CB: Oh yeah, that's right.

Me: You really should know the facts before you go defiling my shows. Pop
quiz. Who is the ADA on SVU?

Mrs CB: Uh, let me think. Uh, it starts with a "C", uh...Cabot?

Me: Where is Alex right now?

Mrs. CB: She's in Witness protection.

Me: I repeat. Who IS the ADA on SVU?

Mrs. CB: Okay, uh she's with that Benton person, right?

Me: Strike two

Mrs CB: Uh, okay, okay...it's Cassie somebody, the blonde chick

Me: Go sleep in the spare room. I'm calling the attorney in the morning.


Poker tonight. We're hosting. Should be an interesting evening.

Comments

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

lol!
your poor woman!
but i sympathize. i don't understand how people don't know such important stuff.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

She quizzed me on her fave show. "Who replaced Pat O'Brien on ACCESS HOLLYWOOD?"...a stoopid Holywood news show. (it was Billy Bush, our "esteemed" President's cousin-, but at least I knew it.)

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

no way was it stupider than xena...

[heathers.livejournal.com]

Did the cake make it through the night? ;)

I just borrowed S1 of Xena on DVD from a friend... Soon I will be up to snuff! Until then, I still don't get the jokes. Hehehehe. But I did get a laugh out of "Cassie the blonde ADA who's shacking up with Liv."

-H

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Yep, the cake made it...but there is still time ;)

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

season 2 and 3 were the best.
the acting sucks.
god, you have 6 seasons to watch.

[heathers.livejournal.com]

Well, they only have 4 (so far) on DVD and it's rerun season so we have lotsa time. :)

I heard that about S2--we just wanted to start from the beginning. They also said S4 is sucky. :|

-H

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

s4 had a few good eps, but it was kinda downhill from there.
did you get my ym messages?

[heathers.livejournal.com]

Yep, I'll tell her (she's at work.) You should reinstall, that's just wierd that you don't get messages... What's the point of messenger, eh?

-H

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

hey, i have a poker question.
can you email me at mikee_pm@livejournal.com?

ty :-)