Seventies Child

What is the absolute worse movie you have ever seen?

As stolen from inspired by clearbell:

Who is your ultimate fantasy person, real or fictional. Who makes you drool/squee/strip down naked with a mere mention? Come on now, be honesty. Everyone has one.

So, I decided to really work to get my back into shape in 2007. Yesterday, I added some squats to my routine and OMG! does my right butt cheek hurt today.

What is your resolution for 2007?

Thought I'd try to get back on track with this in 2007, especially now that I can post from work:

This one is a 4-parter, please check your work before handing in your papers. Eyes on your own answers, please! can you tell I have spent the last few days holed up with a teacher?

Subject: Holiday Gifts

1. What was the best gift you received?
2. What was the biggest "WTF?" gift that you received?
3. What did you really want, but didn't get?
4. What did you get, but didn't really want?


My Answers:
1. Ultimate Superman DVD Collection from my baby and the Video Picture Book
2. Pizza crust mix from my devil-sister
3. Porn Books, you know, the ones with paper and ink and no mouse to move the pages.
4. A new furnace :(

First I must say the weird dreams continue-last night Helen Stewart was a nun. Yeeeeeees!

?otd: Who DID put the bop in the "bob-she-bop-she-bop"?

Today's question is a two-parter.
If you could wrestle in a bowl full of jello:
a)What flavor would it be?
b)Who would you wrestle?


My answer: a) Strawberry Bananna or Cherry Jello Shots
b) Simone Lahbib (would that count as midget wrestling?) and/or a drunken Stephanie March

People on my flist have been posting the Guilty Pleasures meme this week which got me thinking:

What is your "guilty pleasure web-site"? A web-site, other than LJ, that you just can't stay away from no matter how hard you try. One that you MUST visit daily, if not hourly. Please include a link to the site (if possible)


My answer: The Data Lounge, a gay gossip site with the most outrageous, bitchy, and extremely addictive forums evah! The only bad thing is that the forums have "prime time" hours which locks out anyone who hasn't paid a $12 fee...which I have done because, like I said, I'm addicted. Politics, entertainment celebs, sports figures-no one is safe.

Stolen from the person I'm stalking, fewthistle, and I am ordering politely asking everyone to do the quiz and paste your results in the comments.

cabenson's LJ stalker is maroukian!

maroukian is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also in jail for murder!

Since we are in the middle of cold and flu season, and because I am suffering from foggy head, what is your never-fails cold/flu remedy?


My answer: Jack Daniels, fresh lemon juice and honey...mix it together, heat it up, then slam it down. May not have any actual medicinal value, but a few of them sure makes you forget you're sick.

What is your Poohsinality?


My answer: Eeyore which is appropriate: he's always breaking his tail and I'm always breaking my ass.

AS I sit here slurping my hazelnut flavored coffee and contemplating the 4 million cookies I have to bake this morning, I actually felt the slightest wince of Christmas spirit. Then it left, but I'm sure it will return when I break out the eggnog and rum this afternoon.

So, to help all of us who can't seem to get into the CHRISTMAS spirit-I'm over the PC correctness-here is today's question:

What is your favorite childhood memory of Christmas?

My answer: It was in the early 70's and we lived in a very small town that was right smack in the middle of the snow belt. We got creamed every year, and this year was no different- I bet we had almost a foot of snow and it was only December. My folks were still together and as a family, we trudged a mile through town to the ACE hardware store. On the way we saw many other families out looking at business's Christmas displays and shopping at the small assortment of shops downtown (we had one store that still sold candy by the pound.) We got to the hardware store and Dad told us to wait outside while he went in-we assumed it was a trip to get stuff he needed to work on the house. He came outside with the biggest sled we had ever seen! The runners were bright red and the wood was smooth and shiny!It was the most beautiful thing in the world! He and my mom took turns pulling us kids all the way home. It really seemed very magical with all of the lights shining and the snow and crystal clear sky. We got home and had hot chocolate-with marshmallows-and talked about how we hoped Santa was bringing us ice skates for Christmas (our town had a canal running through it). Good times, especially when 30-some years later we all struggle to find the time to be together.

So the Vatican says gay men can't be priests. What I wanna know is, can lesbians still be nuns? And can the be really HOTT lesbinuns? PLEASE?????

52 weeks ago today, Mrs. CB and I were enjoying a warm, sunny autumn day in Central Park as we walked to The Met.

What were you doing a year ago today. What are you doing tomorrow?


My answer: Tomorrow we will watch the OSU/Michigan game, yelling and screaming at the TV because, well it's the OSU/Michigan game. I'll need a nap in the afternoon and then we are getting dressed up and going out to dinner. And I suppose I'll be writing sometime during the game and/or nap as well.

This is inspired by a question Mrs. CB asked me after we had a few drinks this weekend. It has been modified.

If you had to choose between owning a wine shop, a donut store, or a stable of whores,, banking-related business, which would you choose, and why?

I know! Two days in a row, I can hardly believe it myself.

I was watching TV last night and saw my first commercials for Christmas.I have got to start making my lists: shopping, holiday cards, stripper-grams.

This question is a two-parter:

1. Pretending that I am a selfless kazillionaire, what would you ask me to get you for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice?

2. What are you getting me?

And....go!

For some reason, I have been listening to Blessid Union of Souls lately. One of their songs, "I Believe", has the following lyrics:

'Cause I believe that love is the answer
I believe that love will find the way

Do you believe this is true? Why or why not?

Which character, and it doesn't have to be just one of the four main ones, from The Wizard of Oz do you relate to best and why?

My Answer: The Tinman- I have been accused of being heartless, then overly emotional and I swing a mean fucking ax :)

You have been diagnosed with a fatal case of Teh Cooties and given one year to live. How do you spend that last year? What do you do? WHO do you do?

Posting this early because I have had a rough day and don't know if coffee will be potent enough to ensure my coherence at the crack of dawn.

So, in honor of the show I USED to love, here is your question of the day:

If an unstable Stabler and a debutchified Benson (providing she doesn't have a male date to break or a child to adopt) both leave NYC on a train moving east, no the OTHER east, at 60mph-WITH NO BAR CAR!!, who gets to do Alex first when they get to Altoona? Loser gets Casey who tagged along on the caboose?

ETA: That east is not west and west is not east...I told you, I had a rough day :)

Jewelry was a topic of conversation yesterday and this question came from one of the co-workers I actually enjoy working with:


Do you wear a wedding/engagement/committment/friendship ring from your spouse/partner/sig ot/fuck buddy. Left hand or right hand?

My answer: We wear matching gold/white gold bands on left hand ring finger.