Seventies Child

Today was my first day back to work after what was supposed to be a nice Spring Break but turned into a nice Sprung Back.

First, I find out that the promotion position I was vying for had been filled...by our supervisor. She decided to step down and they created the position for her. It would have been nice if they would have told me and the others who interviewed that the position was actually already filled. Asshats! So now we have a supervisor position open. I also found out that the 2nd shift super position that took forever to fill last year is indeed open again. I wonder if the guy they hired quit or got fired...hmmm.

Next fun thing, I got popped for a random drug screen. Bwahahahahaha. And I have been on (prescribed) Vicoden for a week. This is the second time I have returned to work after being off for an illness or surgery, and had to piss in a cup while under the influence of Teh Opiates. But as long as I have a legal prescription...they can't do anything.

And this brings up my next point. Why do they make the pee cups for drugscreens so small that only a needledick can comfortably fill the thing? It's not like I could bend over to see where the hell I was hitting. Yo! Bad back=no bending. At least the lights didn't go out this time and I didn't have a cast on my arm.

Finally, Basketball Fans- did you see those women's games last night? Go MSU!!!! cause the coach is Teh Prettay. And if the Illinois men win tonight, I win $30.00. And if I win...that's right. Lap dances for Teh Harem. Go Illini, Go Spartans!!!!!

Since I already have a one-way ticket to hell, I just wanna say that I wish I had been a bad, bad girl in that orphanage. Young Sister Vivian was HAWT!!

I just got home from voting. I drove to my polling place directly from work and found myself in a line 2 hours long. Once past the initial dismay of having to stand so long, I took notice of my fellow voters. No one was complaining, people were laughing and smiling and the school where I voted was having a bake sale. But I have to say that the best thing about voting today is that I only watched 2 people walk out because of the wait. And when I left, people were standing in the rain for an hour just to get into the school. I have never been more proud to be an American.

Oh, and one more thing. In my district, the poll workers are always middle-aged or elderly women that walk as though they are in great pain. Today, we had a beautiful young woman working the polls. THANK YOU JESUS!! Two hours goes by VERY quickly when you are eyeballing Teh Prettay. Yes, I am a Shallow American. Thank god Mrs. CB voted this morning.