Seventies Child

I just found out that Dubya is coming to town tomorrow. I wonder if he's bringing the twins ;)

This ought to make ya laugh. I love it when people make fun of Mama Bush. And the twins.

Diaries of Barbara Bush Sr.

Just heard about this on the news. NY Gay Marriage Ban Struck Down.

Maybe I can get Mrs. CB to move there after all.

but my mom sent me this one.

( George Bush and The Pope )

I got a call from my sister yesterday. My brother-in-law left for his second deployment to Iraq and she was upset. Unfortunately, I was at the vet with Mr. Goopy Eye and All I got was a tearful message.

So we will try to keep in touch with him via e-mail and find out what they need and send as much as we can. Our Blue Star Banner will go back in the window and we'll devote more time to reading and watching the news about troop movements.

As much as I say I don't support Bush and this war, I often fail to mention that I most definitely support the troops.

As you know, the rest of the country's president is being sworn in on Thursday, January 20th. In silent protest of the war in Iraq and the passing of anti-gay legislation, I am asking my GLBT friends and allies to:

Open Your Mouths by Closing Your Wallets

Thank you.

Give Dubya A Brain
Just do it already, dammit!

I just got back from the dentist. I hate the dentist...no, wait. I FUCKING hate the dentist. I always have and I always will. Today he mentions that he might be able to fix my "snaggle" tooth. I have had this tooth since I was 8 years old, thank you very much and it defines me. If you want it so bad, YOU can pay me 2 grand for it. I am more concerned with why my head seems as large as a pumpkin than a tooth. And do you how much wine, Jack Daniels and porn can I get for 2 grand? Exactly!

I will say that my teeth are very shiny and bright now. So if any of you New Yorkers see an overwhelming brilliance in the sky 2 weeks from tonight, it's just me stepping off the plane.

Election thoughts: Kerry carried all of the major cities in Ohio.It was the rural areas that went for Bush. Too bad we need those soy beans and that corn.

I've decided that it is time to make my peace and live with this country's decision, at least until I can get an election campaign of my own started. Until then, I shall be busy practicing my flexibility exercises so that when the end of the world comes, I'll be able to put my head between my knees and kiss my ass goodbye.

I was talking with Daddy #3 who is a conservative Republican...Texan. To my surprise, he didn't gloat about the election. Just said that he's glad it's over and agreed that anti-gay marriage bans are equal to legalized discrimination. He's learning, slowly but surely.

I asked who he thought the Democratic Nominee would be in 2008. With absolutely no hesitation he said Hillary Clinton.

Anyone else agree with this?

I am thinking we need a nominee to run on Teh Harem Ticket. theholyinnocent has nominated Teresa Heinz Kerry and Martha Stewart. Start submitting your 2008 Dream Teams. I believe the nomination convention will be held in...Canada. Suggestion for convention locations will also be appreciated.

Kerry conceded Ohio...I am distaught!

All my bags are packed
and I'm ready to go,
Gotta get my ass
Outta O-HI-O
I woke up so disgusted
I just puked!


At least we'll have a room with a view at Casa Heathers. Anyone need a ride up north theholyinnocent, bluepoet, say_revolution?

Hey OHIO! How could the 250 fucking THOUSAND of you that lost your jobs to outsourcing vote this way?

Oh and a BIG ASSED FUCK YOU!!! If I wanta get married, fucking try and stop me. Cocksuckers!

I just got home from voting. I drove to my polling place directly from work and found myself in a line 2 hours long. Once past the initial dismay of having to stand so long, I took notice of my fellow voters. No one was complaining, people were laughing and smiling and the school where I voted was having a bake sale. But I have to say that the best thing about voting today is that I only watched 2 people walk out because of the wait. And when I left, people were standing in the rain for an hour just to get into the school. I have never been more proud to be an American.

Oh, and one more thing. In my district, the poll workers are always middle-aged or elderly women that walk as though they are in great pain. Today, we had a beautiful young woman working the polls. THANK YOU JESUS!! Two hours goes by VERY quickly when you are eyeballing Teh Prettay. Yes, I am a Shallow American. Thank god Mrs. CB voted this morning.

THIS! is quite interesting. Discuss!

While I hope that everyone who is voting this year is educating themselves on all issues, I am asking OHIO voters to take another look at what The Gay Marriage Ban Amendment really says. ( ISSUE 1 Will hurt unmarried straight couples as well as gay couples )

Educate yourself, your friends and your families. Know what you are voting for.

Yes! The Board of Elections of the Great State of Ohio has said that Ralph Nader will NOT be on Ohio's presidential ballot this year. Suck on that W!

Now...if we can just get that pesky proposed State constitutional amendment banning gay marriage to be invalidated as well.