Vanity, thy name is NOT CB
Nov. 4th, 2004 03:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cabensonI just got back from the dentist. I hate the dentist...no, wait. I FUCKING hate the dentist. I always have and I always will. Today he mentions that he might be able to fix my "snaggle" tooth. I have had this tooth since I was 8 years old, thank you very much and it defines me. If you want it so bad, YOU can pay me 2 grand for it. I am more concerned with why my head seems as large as a pumpkin than a tooth. And do you how much wine, Jack Daniels and porn can I get for 2 grand? Exactly!
I will say that my teeth are very shiny and bright now. So if any of you New Yorkers see an overwhelming brilliance in the sky 2 weeks from tonight, it's just me stepping off the plane.
Election thoughts: Kerry carried all of the major cities in Ohio.It was the rural areas that went for Bush. Too bad we need those soy beans and that corn.
I've decided that it is time to make my peace and live with this country's decision, at least until I can get an election campaign of my own started. Until then, I shall be busy practicing my flexibility exercises so that when the end of the world comes, I'll be able to put my head between my knees and kiss my ass goodbye.
I will say that my teeth are very shiny and bright now. So if any of you New Yorkers see an overwhelming brilliance in the sky 2 weeks from tonight, it's just me stepping off the plane.
Election thoughts: Kerry carried all of the major cities in Ohio.It was the rural areas that went for Bush. Too bad we need those soy beans and that corn.
I've decided that it is time to make my peace and live with this country's decision, at least until I can get an election campaign of my own started. Until then, I shall be busy practicing my flexibility exercises so that when the end of the world comes, I'll be able to put my head between my knees and kiss my ass goodbye.
