Seventies Child

Feeling low?

Need a hug?

Just hoping someone might want to say, "Hi!"?

Go do this and make some few friends. I dare you.

I'm not sure if this is a true repesentation of me or not.

You tell me.

Your result for The Perception Personality Image Test...

HBPS - The Optimist

Humanity, Background, Big Picture, and Shape

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Because I was tagged by several people:

Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 Guilty Pleasures" and people who get tagged need to write an LJ entry about their 5 Guilty Pleasures as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

( 5 Guilty Pleasures )

Please answer or I will pester you until the end of your days. Or shoot you with a crossbow made out of office supplies, depends on my mood. Then put it in your journal. Go on, I dare ya. I Triple Dog Dare you!


1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. What do you want?
5. Why are you here?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Embrace your inner asshole and tell me the top 5 reasons you are such a dick. Put this in your journal and tag five other assholes to do it as well.



1. I am less than pleasant in the mornings and rarely acknowledge Mrs. CB even when she has a piping hot cup of coffee waiting for me when I get out of the shower. I sleepwalk through getting ready and grumpily offer up a cheek for a goodbye kiss all the while actively searching for the boys so I can give them a proper goodbye.

2. If I don't want to do something or I'm too tired (lazy), I use the back as an excuse whether it hurts or not. This includes tasks such as getting groceries, doing the cat litter, cleaning up cat barf and visiting my family. Especially the in-laws. I will be using this a lot in the next six-twelve months. Don't take it personally.

3. I will tell the Burning Bush's husband that the Mexican Polka music they are playing outside is too loud and I can hear it through my open windows (even though I can't). After they turn it down or go inside, I shut the windows and turn the air back on.

4. I can be asshole-honest when I am drunk which I am not now, so I may re-do this meme this weekend. My best-friend's ex-partner can attest to this...a lot.

5. While I have a medical excuse right now-shut it, I do!!-, I deny Mrs. CB teh sex more than I should (see #2). However, I perk right up if tool shopping is promised afterwards. And I constantly request a "caffe au lait colored whore" as a present.

I tag ALL the assholes on my flist. They know who they are.

Meme thieved from theholyinnocent and lonejaguar
Did I ever mention that I was single for a VERRRRRY long time before I met Mrs CB?
I scored 200.

( Movie Whore Meme )

Tagged by both aqua_blurr and theholyinnocent.

1. Total number of books owned: By estimation, at least 500 between me and Mrs. CB and that doesn't include the 150-200 comic books/graphic novels we have collected. Let's just say we have seven book cases and they are jam packed.

ETA: My dad and stepmom just brought me 2 more, so make that 502


2. The last book I bought: 102 Minutes by Jim Dwyer and Kevin Flynn. An emotional struggle to read for anyone affected by 9/11.


3. The last book I read: The Vanished Man by Jeffrey Deaver, the fifth in his Lincoln Rhymes/Amelia Sachs series.


4. 5 books that mean a lot to me:
1. Sheros by Varla Ventura- A fantastic "quick-look" at extraordinary role models (both real and fictional) for women. A fun and fast read that sneaks a little history in on you.

2. In or Out: Gay and Straight Celebrities Talk About Themselves and Each Other by Boze Hadleigh- An amusing book that brings the love and the snark for Gay Celebrities (are you reading this Mariska? I hear there might be a Volume 2?)

3. America The Book by The Daily Show With Jon Stewart- A laugh-a-minute history lesson with special tutoring on how to mock Republicans. This book is the only thing that kept me going after the elections.

4. One Thousand New York Buildings by Jorg Brockmann (photography) and Bill Harris (text)- Last June, I went to NYC for the first time and fell completely in love with all that is New York. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed looking at the architecture of the city, so I bought this book to learn more. Now, whenever I get the urge to max out my credit cards and hop on a plane, I open the book instead. Beautiful photographs with just enough textual detail to let you know the importance of the building.

5. This is a tie. Dare to Repair by Julie Sussman and Stephanie Glakas-Tenet and 100 Things You Don't Need A Man For-Home Repair and Improvement by Alison Jenkins- Every tool dyke needs these books. I really learned a lot which helped me in my remodeling projects last year. Mrs. CB is hiding these from me for at least a year so I don't get a wild hair and kill my back on a new project.



5. Tag 5 people and have them fill this out on their LJs:
bast2
learned_hand
sooozie1982
ultraviolet730
and of course, stargazer1960

Like there was ever any doubt,

You scored as The Stud. Often seen as the quiet loner, you often dress in leather and stand in the rain hoping to meet a potential lover. </td> The Stud 45% The Surprise! Dyke 45% The Student Dyke 35% The Granola Dyke 35% The Sprightly Elfin Femme 30% The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke 30% The Magic Earring Ken Dyke 25% The Pretty-Boi Dyke 20% The Hipster Dyke 10% The Quasi-Gothic Femme 10% The Bohemian Dyke 10% The Femme Fatale 5% The Little-Boy Dyke 0% What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.) created with QuizFarm.com

Aw hell, if Harem members are doing this, I am too.
( Ten meme )

Stole this from angahrad_gov

( A to Z Meme )

aqua_blurr wanted to see the tools, power tools that is:

( Purple Tool Bench )

bluepoet wanted to know what I would be doing if I wasn't sitting here posting pics for everyone:

( Teh Gym )

theholyinnocent wanted to see Teh Liquor:

( Booze and Wine )

mikee_pm and eclecticfan wanted undergarments:

( but they only get pajamas! )

wingsfan wanted to se my desk at work. I don't have one so you'll have to settle for:

( My Home Office )

bast2 wanted to see my pussy cats. Sorry, but I have no more softball uniforms, but there is always next season.

( 5 Furry Boys )

invisible_sun asked to see the inside of the fridge:

( Before and After )


ki_finn wanted to see the home improvement that I am most proud of:

( Teh Kitchen )

I finally convinced Mrs. CB that investing in a digital camera was a smart move. Of course I think dropping the 35mm every chance I got my have helped. I'll have some time to play with it this weekend, so here's your chance:

What do you want a picture of from my little corner of the world? Keep in mind that I have the right to refuse any suggestions and ban you from my life at will. :)

And no, mikee_pm, there will be no nudity, undergarments, or porn (at least not publicly posted.)

Get thinking, because time is limited.

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
Cabenson goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Olivia Benson with a BlowUpAlex doll.
angharad_gov gives you 5 mauve peach-flavoured hard candies.
aqua_blurr gives you 16 brown strawberry-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
eclecticfan tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
heathers tricks you! You lose 18 pieces of candy!
lonejaguar gives you 16 light green raspberry-flavoured gummy fruits.
maroukian tricks you! You get an eraser.
mikee_pm gives you 16 light yellow chocolate-flavoured gummy bears.
returnofpiper gives you 8 light orange banana-flavoured gummy bats.
say_revolution gives you 16 light green blueberry-flavoured gummy bears.
theholyinnocent tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
Cabenson ends up with 59 pieces of candy, a scratched CD, an eraser, and a scratched CD.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Hmmm. I can always use an eraser, so maroukian is off the hook. A little candy might help with The Angry Chef, so heathers is off the hook. But 2 scratched CDs? I think I will need to see theholyinnocent and eclecticfan in the discipline room after dinner.

I stole this from heathers and I am truly ashamed of myself.

No I'm not.

What does your t-shirt say? by rejektedrockstar
Name
Age
Fav. Color
Gender	FemaleMaleI dunno...
Ta-Da
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I don't feel like doing anything bu laying around, so check this out:

Your LJ Prison by redfrog021
Username
Favorite Deadly Sin	SlothGluttonyGreedLustEnvyAngerPride
You are convicted of	Frequent Public 'Self-Love'
And sentenced to	15 years
Warden	idledandy
Abusive redneck guard	lonejaguar
Easy to bribe guard	ki_finn
Cellmate	returnofpiper
Wants to make you their bitch	theholyinnocent
Drops soap in the shower on purpose	conspicuouslyme
Works in the laundry and smells people's undies	eclecticfan
Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'	annagreenie
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I stole this from say_revolution who stole it from
speshulduck



BUD LIGHT: You're laid back and low maintenance - a
people-person, who wants everyone else to be
having as much fun as you are. You make
friends and jokes easily, and though you're
definitely a smart ass, you're good-natured.
Every man's beer for everyone's friend.


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That is me to a tee...and also my favorite beer.