Because returnofpiper made me.

[cabenson]

Please answer or I will pester you until the end of your days. Or shoot you with a crossbow made out of office supplies, depends on my mood. Then put it in your journal. Go on, I dare ya. I Triple Dog Dare you!


1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. What do you want?
5. Why are you here?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

Comments

[returnofpiper.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you? The hot redheaded lawyer
2. Are we friends? I like to think so.
3. When and how did we meet? Either on IRC or message boards somewhere. Who knows?
4. What do you want? Legal narcotics
5. Why are you here? That is a very deep question
6. Describe me in one word. HOTT
7. What was your first impression? I thought you were hilarious and someone I wanted to get to know better.
8. Do you still think that way about me now? Probably always will.
9. What reminds you of me? The Hot Alex returns SVU ep
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? I am so bad at gifts. Your very own hot pool attendant?
11. How well do you know me? Not amazingly well, but that should change.
12. When's the last time you saw me? I may have seen pictures at some point.
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? I'm not so good at keeping my mouth shut, so no.
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? Already done. Man, my answers suck.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

9. What reminds you of me? The Hot Alex returns SVU ep
Haha! Since I work at earlier-than-shit o'clock in the morning, I took the day after that ep off. Good times :)

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you? kimly
2. Are we friends? I think so, your mileage may vary
3. When and how did we meet? hmmmm, couple years ago, on-line, somewhere SVU related
4. What do you want? world peace or a shrub-free world, same thing
5. Why are you here?in this world? here on LJ? gotta be more specific
6. Describe me in one word.stud
7. What was your first impression?of????
8. Do you still think that way about me now?ahhh, thought you were snarky... you still are, but so much more
9. What reminds you of me?wine
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?a new back
11. How well do you know me?fair, better than acquaintance but could be deeper
12. When's the last time you saw me?never, only on-line friend
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?not that I know of
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?if you insist

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?a new back
That's sweet...and exactly what I need in order to enjoy the wine and strippers.

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you? your biggest fan
2. Are we friends? hopefully
3. When and how did we meet? mfans..I made a crack about being bicurious and you pm'd me about it.
4. What do you want? your love...forever
5. Why are you here? I'm obsessed
6. Describe me in one word. fuckalicious
7. What was your first impression? that you were crabby but hilarious
8. Do you still think that way about me now? hehe...yeah except for the crabby part.
9. What reminds you of me? A Starbucks Vanilla bean frap...cuz you are smooth and creamy and sooooo yummy.
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? Steph March wrapped in a big red bow
11. How well do you know me? Feel like I've known you all my life. hehe
12. When's the last time you saw me? when you posted your too hawt pic on m.com
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? not yet...I pretty much tell you everything
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? yeah sure...the truth hurts but I can take it.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

9. What reminds you of me? A Starbucks Vanilla bean frap...cuz you are smooth and creamy and sooooo yummy.

Bwahahaha. Drink up!

[snuffnyc.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you? The hot-shot rookie.
2. Are we friends? We are friendly, how's that?
3. When and how did we meet? It wasn't that long ago. I should remember, but... well I think I saw you on m.com and friended you. Because you sounded bitchy and cool. (First I typed 'butchy'... HA)
4. What do you want? Harsher penalties for parole violators, Stan.
5. Why are you here? Because I have to be somewhere.
6. Describe me in one word. Pervy.
7. What was your first impression? Pervy
8. Do you still think that way about me now? Um, yeah! ;)
9. What reminds you of me? Actually, when I see cats at the Petsmart or shelter. Dork, I know.
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? Naked pictures of me.
11. How well do you know me? Not very well, that's what makes it so kinky.
12. When's the last time you saw me? I never have!
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? No I tell everybody any damn thing.
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? Maybe!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

10. If you could give me anything what would it be? Naked pictures of me.


::taps fingers on desk:: Waiting...

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you? I am jandyle!
2. Are we friends?Oh yes, we bonded over our mutual love of red staplers. MY red stapler.
3. When and how did we meet?I stalked you through bluepoet's journal. And you liked it.
4. What do you want?Chili-cheese french fries.
5. Why are you here?I'm here because the aliens sent me to spy on you, or, you know, because I'm bored at work.
6. Describe me in one word.Strong
7. What was your first impression?Oh, I thought you were hilarious! The first entry of yours I read was this one, and I knew I had to stay here. :)
8. Do you still think that way about me now?Yup.
9. What reminds you of me?Cats (the animal, not the musical), South Park, wine, strippers.
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?Your very own red stapler.
11. How well do you know me?Casually, just from entries and comments back and forth.
12. When's the last time you saw me?Since your back troubles have put a stop to the stalking of Internet friends, I haven't ever seen you in person.
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?Not really. That would require thinking before I speak and self-censoring, which I'm not so good at on the internets.
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?Eh, not sure. I have a few different versions of this on my flist, I'm not sure which questions (if any) to use. If you REALLY NEED to do this for me, you can just reply here.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

OMG I forgot about that day of decorating. I can honestly say Mr. Pinot helped write that entry. And gee, there are only 2 months until Halloween and 2 more months til I can kick candy canes down the street again. The year goes by quickly when you take 1/3 of it off.

I need to start thinking of my Halloween costume.

[koffeejunkee.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you? I am me.
2. Are we friends? Sorta.
3. When and how did we meet? mfans, November maybe?
4. What do you want? Nuthin.
5. Why are you here? I have no idea.
6. Describe me in one word. Fantabulous.
7. What was your first impression? I was scared of you.
8. Do you still think that way about me now? Nope.
9. What reminds you of me? Whenever I think about Benson/Cabot.
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? Freedom from back pain.
11. How well do you know me? Not too well.
12. When's the last time you saw me? Not ever.
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Probably.
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? Might.

[ava-cabot.livejournal.com]

1. Who are you? Ava Cabot, of course.
2. Are we friends? Online, yes.
3. When and how did we meet? On the Stephanie March board on svufiction.net. We seem to have a mutual love for the scrumptious blonde.
4. What do you want? World peace. And a pet zebra.
5. Why are you here? Because I like responding to memes. And I'm avoiding my college essays.
6. Describe me in one word. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
7. What was your first impression? That you were the coolest lesbian on the planet.
8. Do you still think that way about me now? Yup. And I have respect for you too.
9. What reminds you of me? Kitties.
10. If you could give me anything what would it be? A lifetime supply of Black Cherry Kool-Aid.
11. How well do you know me? Never seen you in person, but you're cool online.
12. When's the last time you saw me? Never. I live a bit far from Ohio.
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Nothing I can think of.
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? Maybe...*acts mysterious*