Ten. Ten little things that I have done and hope you haven't

[cabenson]

Aw hell, if Harem members are doing this, I am too.


1. I have been kicked out of The Girl Scouts.

2. I have cheated in my Catholic Morality class.

3. I hit homeruns for six-packs when I played church league softball (got 2 1/2 cases that season.)

4. I was diagnosed with Hepatitis A, got my period, and dislocated my jaw yawning on the same day (which was when my love for Valium was discovered.)

5. I told my boss that my long-term goal was to have her job...in my first annual review.

6. I have stirred poop before most of you have had your morning java.

7. I have played poker for cat litter.

8. I have had my arm broken on purpose and screwed back together. And I have the X-rays to prove it.

9. I have blown three spinal discs and refused medical treatment because the Ohio State football team was playing for the national championship an hour later.

10. I have seen a woman die after being thrown from a car that had plowed into the car in front of me on a busy highway. Buckle up, yo!

Comments

[sooozie1982.livejournal.com]

4. I was diagnosed with Hepatitis A, got my period, and dislocated my jaw yawning on the same day (which was when my love for Valium was discovered.)

That. is a really shitty day. and I complain about car trouble.

8. I have had my arm broken on purpose and screwed back together. And I have the X-rays to prove it.

what the hell? are you sure you aren't some 40 year old bad ass dude that's just been paroled?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

what the hell? are you sure you aren't some 40 year old bad ass dude that's just been paroled?
I ain't 40...yet.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

I have had my arm broken on purpose and screwed back together.
Really?...hmmm...now there's something i'd like to try.
Did it hurt?

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

no problem, i'll do it for ya... :-D

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

OMG...YES! It was same-day surgery which freaked me out. No morphine pump :(

[emd4v15.livejournal.com]

2. I have cheated in my Catholic Morality class.
That's freakin' hilarious!

5. I told my boss that my long-term goal was to have her job...in my first annual review.
Oh, I went one better than that with my boss at the nursing home where I volunteer--- during work experience week. I told her that one day I was going to be her boss. She laughed and said the scary thing was it was probably true.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I have lofty goals if not lofty values.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

I have had my arm broken on purpose and screwed back together.

masochist much?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

A needed surgical procedure.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

you are unique, my dear.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Geez.

You really are the Bionic Lesbian, aren't you?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You may call me Jaime Sommers.

[babeeaimee.livejournal.com]

8. I have had my arm broken on purpose and screwed back together
Um, like, OW!! Are we allowed to ask why???

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Sure. One of my arm bones was shorter than the other and it allowed the wrist bones to slip all the time. The main wrist bone started losing oxygen and became necrotic. So they cut the ulna, moved it down half an inch, took a chunkk of soft bone from my hip (uber painful), screwed a plate on to keep the bone steady, cast me up and sent me home.

I was in a cast or splint for almost a year and 18 mos after the initial surgery, I had the hardware removed. I got to keep the plate and the screws as well as an X-ray and the surgical notes.

And the ortho nurse was SOOO hott.....grrrrrrwl. I called her "The lovely Kathleen". / le sigh

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

1. I have been kicked out of The Girl Scouts.

And what did you do to earn this elite honor?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I believe I told the 700 lb scout leader that if she wanted a diet Pepsi so damn bad she could haul her fat ass down the street and get it herself. I was there for a bakesale, not as an errand girl. Apparently, that was NOT the Girl Scout way to act. I was 13.

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you've had teh attitude for a while then? Awesome. I'd have applauded and gotten kicked out with you, had I not dropped out of girl scouts before I made it out of brownies. :P

[sooozie1982.livejournal.com]

bwah! Diet Pepsi. 'Cause that's gonna make a difference.

[zacheese.livejournal.com]

I have cheated in my Catholic Morality class.
Heh. In my elementary school, the question would have been who didn't cheat in religion. :)