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cabensonAw hell, if Harem members are doing this, I am too.
1. I have been kicked out of The Girl Scouts.
2. I have cheated in my Catholic Morality class.
3. I hit homeruns for six-packs when I played church league softball (got 2 1/2 cases that season.)
4. I was diagnosed with Hepatitis A, got my period, and dislocated my jaw yawning on the same day (which was when my love for Valium was discovered.)
5. I told my boss that my long-term goal was to have her job...in my first annual review.
6. I have stirred poop before most of you have had your morning java.
7. I have played poker for cat litter.
8. I have had my arm broken on purpose and screwed back together. And I have the X-rays to prove it.
9. I have blown three spinal discs and refused medical treatment because the Ohio State football team was playing for the national championship an hour later.
10. I have seen a woman die after being thrown from a car that had plowed into the car in front of me on a busy highway. Buckle up, yo!
1. I have been kicked out of The Girl Scouts.
2. I have cheated in my Catholic Morality class.
3. I hit homeruns for six-packs when I played church league softball (got 2 1/2 cases that season.)
4. I was diagnosed with Hepatitis A, got my period, and dislocated my jaw yawning on the same day (which was when my love for Valium was discovered.)
5. I told my boss that my long-term goal was to have her job...in my first annual review.
6. I have stirred poop before most of you have had your morning java.
7. I have played poker for cat litter.
8. I have had my arm broken on purpose and screwed back together. And I have the X-rays to prove it.
9. I have blown three spinal discs and refused medical treatment because the Ohio State football team was playing for the national championship an hour later.
10. I have seen a woman die after being thrown from a car that had plowed into the car in front of me on a busy highway. Buckle up, yo!
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Date: 2005-02-25 06:46 am (UTC)That's freakin' hilarious!
5. I told my boss that my long-term goal was to have her job...in my first annual review.
Oh, I went one better than that with my boss at the nursing home where I volunteer--- during work experience week. I told her that one day I was going to be her boss. She laughed and said the scary thing was it was probably true.
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Date: 2005-02-25 02:44 pm (UTC)