cabenson | Ten. Ten little things that I have done and hope you haven't

Aw hell, if Harem members are doing this, I am too.

1. I have been kicked out of The Girl Scouts.

2. I have cheated in my Catholic Morality class.

3. I hit homeruns for six-packs when I played church league softball (got 2 1/2 cases that season.)

4. I was diagnosed with Hepatitis A, got my period, and dislocated my jaw yawning on the same day (which was when my love for Valium was discovered.)

5. I told my boss that my long-term goal was to have her job...in my first annual review.

6. I have stirred poop before most of you have had your morning java.

7. I have played poker for cat litter.

8. I have had my arm broken on purpose and screwed back together. And I have the X-rays to prove it.

9. I have blown three spinal discs and refused medical treatment because the Ohio State football team was playing for the national championship an hour later.

10. I have seen a woman die after being thrown from a car that had plowed into the car in front of me on a busy highway. Buckle up, yo!