as long as i was fit and able to take care of myself, i'd spend it with maroukian. if i were a walking corpse, i'd check myself into a hospice or something and die there quietly. what a lovely question to answer first thing in the morning.
I would probably cash in my 401K and go on a traveling spree with mikee_pm. But then with my luck, I'll recover and spend the rest of my life in poverty.
well, assuming that 'The Cooties' does disfigure or otherwise make me uncute, I would seek the following people in Order: T, and I would explain to her the briefness of my time left, then, I'd head to new york (or whereever the 'Flays' live). I'd sweet Steph off her feet and ruin her for Bobby (e.g. - she'd not want to go back to him after me), and then I'd go to the SVU set and after cutting Mariska's hair, I'd tie her up, and ruin her for Peter, then I'd go to Calabasas, and find Angie, and tie her up also, and ruin her for whatever-his-name-is, and then I'd go back to wisconsin and live out the rest of my year with T.
I' have never heard of anyone dying from pussy pests but okay, I'll play along. I'd do Kelly Miller. I wouldn't tell her I had cooties. Might get some interesting crotch scratching on SVU out of it.
If I had a year to leave a mark on the world, I might just go humanitarian--save all the orphans and fuck Susan Sarandan. Or maybe I'd be just cavalier about the whole thing-- kill W and fuck the twins.
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Date: 2005-10-13 09:33 am (UTC)what a lovely question to answer first thing in the morning.
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Date: 2005-10-13 03:14 pm (UTC)http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cooties
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Date: 2005-10-13 03:23 pm (UTC)Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
teehee!
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Date: 2005-10-13 03:15 pm (UTC)don't you die on me, sweetheart.
let me be selfish and die first, ok?
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Date: 2005-10-13 09:11 pm (UTC)Or maybe I'd be just cavalier about the whole thing-- kill W and fuck the twins.
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Date: 2005-10-13 09:15 pm (UTC)This! is why I love you!