cabenson | Grounds For Divorce? (Reply)

Last evening, while watching the Opening Ceremonies (and providing MST3-like commentary because NOTHING is sacred to me) Mrs CB and I were joking about the lack of Xena references. The following conversation ensued:

Mrs CB: Well, I think Xena was actually from Turkey.

Me: Why would you think that?

Mrs. CB: Well, the Amazons are said to have originated in Turkey.

Me: Xena WASN'T an Amazon, she just PLAYED with one.

Mrs CB: Oh yeah, that's right.

Me: You really should know the facts before you go defiling my shows. Pop
quiz. Who is the ADA on SVU?

Mrs CB: Uh, let me think. Uh, it starts with a "C", uh...Cabot?

Me: Where is Alex right now?

Mrs. CB: She's in Witness protection.

Me: I repeat. Who IS the ADA on SVU?

Mrs. CB: Okay, uh she's with that Benton person, right?

Me: Strike two

Mrs CB: Uh, okay, okay...it's Cassie somebody, the blonde chick

Me: Go sleep in the spare room. I'm calling the attorney in the morning.

Poker tonight. We're hosting. Should be an interesting evening.