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Some fucker broke into our shed the other night and stole...our almost empty gas can. Dude, I know gas prices are high, but really! What does this mean for me? I get to pull my power drill out of rehab-induced hibernantion and put a new hasp and lock on the shed. Mmmm...power tools. Mrs. CB has an electrician coming over tomorrow to install a 100 watt dusk-to-dawn light that should deter any more nighttime visits to the sheds...or around our cars. We also decided to have him install a new ceiling fan in the bedroom. I think we need to look into a more "solid" shed than the thin metal one we currently have. I'd love to build one..../whistful
My stepmom's cancer surgery proved successful and the lymph nodes were indeed negative. The doc said she was Stage 1 and that they got everything, but to be on the safe side she'll do 6 weeks of radiation and then 5 yrs on Tamoxifen. No chemo and for that we are all grateful. My stepmom is a really great person and I am taking advantage of this opportunity to talk with her more- I usually only get to speak with my dad on the phone. I was hoping to go up there this weekend for Dad's bday, but I slipped the disc in my back 2 weeks ago driving to my mom's, so I am grounded for long trips by myself.
Mrs. CB leaves tomorrow for 4 days in Chicago with her mother and sister. I told her she wouldn't survive the trip to the Amtrak station before wanting to kill them both ;) I asked her where she was staying and this is the convo that followed:
Mrs. CB: I'll have my cell
Me: But what if your cell doesn't work? What's the name of the hotel?
Mrs. CB: I dunno, some hotel in Chicago.
Me: (pretend cry)Incommunicado in Chicago except for your cell? Whaaaaa! You're meeting some whore and your family is enabling you.
Mrs. CB: You're weird as hell, ya know?
Me: (smiling) Yes, I know.
She then asked if I wanted her to grab any groceries for while she was gone. I said, "Tequila and Stouffer's Red Boxes'll be good enough." Yeah, she gave me the same look you are all probably giving me now. I forgot to mention "Limeade".
I'll be spending part of my bachelor time hanging with
artskat as we get back into our "Girls' Night Out" routine. Friday night at The Vine. I am driving so I probably won't get into too much trouble there. I hope.
Oh, I forgot to mention the hooker I saw yesterday on the way home from work. Mrs. CB was pissed because the car trying to pick her up was blocking our lane when it clearly said "No stopping between 4-6pm". I was pissed because the car in front of us got there first.
My stepmom's cancer surgery proved successful and the lymph nodes were indeed negative. The doc said she was Stage 1 and that they got everything, but to be on the safe side she'll do 6 weeks of radiation and then 5 yrs on Tamoxifen. No chemo and for that we are all grateful. My stepmom is a really great person and I am taking advantage of this opportunity to talk with her more- I usually only get to speak with my dad on the phone. I was hoping to go up there this weekend for Dad's bday, but I slipped the disc in my back 2 weeks ago driving to my mom's, so I am grounded for long trips by myself.
Mrs. CB leaves tomorrow for 4 days in Chicago with her mother and sister. I told her she wouldn't survive the trip to the Amtrak station before wanting to kill them both ;) I asked her where she was staying and this is the convo that followed:
Mrs. CB: I'll have my cell
Me: But what if your cell doesn't work? What's the name of the hotel?
Mrs. CB: I dunno, some hotel in Chicago.
Me: (pretend cry)Incommunicado in Chicago except for your cell? Whaaaaa! You're meeting some whore and your family is enabling you.
Mrs. CB: You're weird as hell, ya know?
Me: (smiling) Yes, I know.
She then asked if I wanted her to grab any groceries for while she was gone. I said, "Tequila and Stouffer's Red Boxes'll be good enough." Yeah, she gave me the same look you are all probably giving me now. I forgot to mention "Limeade".
I'll be spending part of my bachelor time hanging with
Oh, I forgot to mention the hooker I saw yesterday on the way home from work. Mrs. CB was pissed because the car trying to pick her up was blocking our lane when it clearly said "No stopping between 4-6pm". I was pissed because the car in front of us got there first.
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Heee, you make me laugh :)
I'm glad to hear your stepmother is OK.
Enjoy your time as a bachelor- don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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I have time. I can help. And you can pay me in tequila shots.
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Glad your stepmother is well and recovering.
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You're meeting some whore and your family is enabling you.
You notice she didn't deny it....
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The only dolls I know in Chicago are
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