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cabenson ([personal profile] cabenson) wrote2006-06-24 06:34 pm

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So I caved and went to the Pride Parade with Mrs. CB today. I have been in Cowtown for almost 20 years and I have NEVER been to the Pride Parade. It was a beautiful day with low heat and humidity so, basically, I had no excuse not to go. And sunburn withstanding, I'm glad I went.

Before I begin my tale, a short announcement: If you are a protester (and I know that you are, trust me), don't ask me, in my Gay Pride shirt, for directions to the festival. I hope you enjoyed your afternoon wandering though Berliner Park. Whoops, was that the wrong park? My bad.

I found a cool place in the shade and claimed it as my parade spot. I was content with being by myself, drinking my Gator-Ade, minding my own business until some woman came and sat by me. She started asking me questions and proceeded to move closer with each answer I gave until she was practicaly sitting on my lap. I decided to call [livejournal.com profile] artskat to see if she was coming down and lo and behold she was about 300 yrds from me. I met up with her, much to the disappointment of my new friend, and bought a few trinkets. Then I headed off to watch the parade.




This year's Grand Marshals were OSU President Dr. Karen Holbrook and Ryan Somethingorother, the first openly gay Student Body President.


No parade is complete without the Drag Queens. This lady was tired after walking so far in those shoes. She did have some sturdy bodyguards though.


I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen...Columbus Roller Girls


Capital Pride Marching Band


Mrs. CB doing her Nixon impersonation


And it's nice to see the lesbians being represented. And my "Slammers" Bar Tab is NEVER that low...



I am bummed that I didn't stay long enough to see the "Flaggots", a fag flag troupe. We did catch a couple tunes by the Women's Chorus and a few dances by Teh Belly Dancer Girls. Not as much boobage on display as I had been told to expect, but the mullets were out in full force. I tried to take pics, but my camera has a "No Mullets" filter. Sorry, [livejournal.com profile] theholyinnocent, I know you are looking for kindred spirits.

All and all a good day. We got the boys a rainbow catnip-filled pillow and they are now sleeping off their highs. I am pink and crispy and not in a good way. Gonna go make some drinks, you all be goood now.


ETA I forgot to mention something pretty important. Imagine my surprise when I was walking through the booths and there was a one representing my new employer. How fucking cool!

[identity profile] betsybanger.livejournal.com 2006-06-24 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
UHaul should have a Lesbian Discount! She-Haul

I'm gonna check out the Las Vegas Pride Parade next year in May.

I was gonna go hang out by the pool today,but its 112 degrees here today. Even water can't cool this desert heat.

[identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I was gonna go hang out by the pool today,but its 112 degrees here today. Even water can't cool this desert heat.
Three words for ya:
Too. Fucking. Hot!

[identity profile] betsybanger.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but its great weather for another beer!

[identity profile] ciroccoj.livejournal.com 2006-06-25 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
don't ask me, in my Gay Pride shirt, for directions to the festival. I hope you enjoyed your afternoon wandering though Berliner Park. Whoops, was that the wrong park? My bad.
LOL!!!

Beautiful :) :)


BTW, were there no Dykes on Bikes? That's the best part of the parade!

[identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com 2006-06-25 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah there were, but Mrs. CB said they were a bit surlier than usual. I got one pic of a DoB, but it didn't turn out very well.

[identity profile] saveferris.livejournal.com 2006-06-25 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Slammer's 'Float': Best... Float... Ever!

I squealed so loud when I saw the pic that the dog thought I'd injured myself. LOL

I'm totally gonna gank it to show to my friends here in Austin.

Glad you had a good time at the parade/fest... and with Mrs. CB. Be sure and have her put something on that sunburn. d;-)

[identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what I missed? The "Flaggots"-the mostly gay color guard. Damn, that would have been fine.

[identity profile] stargazer1960.livejournal.com 2006-06-25 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Nixon imitation!

Now if you want the real story on the peace sign, you can check out my post from the Pride Parade. I think that my beloved CB had too much sun.

happy gay pride!

[identity profile] theholyinnocent.livejournal.com 2006-06-25 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahaha, Slammer's!

Glad you got some good weather for the parade; it's been raining on and off all day here.

my camera has a "No Mullets" filter. Sorry, theholyinnocent, I know you are looking for kindred spirits

Oh, sure. We all know what is hiding under Mrs. CB's hat.

Re: happy gay pride!

[identity profile] stargazer1960.livejournal.com 2006-06-25 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Dahling, I lost my mullet months ago. What I am sporting now is called the "layered wedge cut."
Wait a minute? That sounds like a pussy cut!

Re: happy gay pride!

[identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Slammers has been my bar of choice since I came out-had my first date wilth a woman there. Got drunk past being able to remember with [livejournal.com profile] artskat SO many times, I simply can't...remember. And apparently, I met Mrs. CB there once, years before we actually hooked up. Love that place, love that float. And did I mention their pizza...

[identity profile] maroukian.livejournal.com 2006-06-25 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Mrs. CB is looking particlarly fetching in her cute cap... all summery and such. As for the mullets... i'm all for bringing them back. Why not? It's due time-- let's have a word with GLAAD..

Yes, it's supercool that your new employer had a booth at pride... as we discussed on Sat. afternoon. It is a good feeling when you know you are working for the good guys, isn't it CB!

Happy Pride weekend and thanks for sharing the pics...

[identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
loved that we had a booth at Pride. And considering how many kids marched, it was ...just wonderful.

These were "West-side" mullets- 2 feet of hair in the back, 1 inch in front and the sides were SHAVED!!!!

[identity profile] maroukian.livejournal.com 2006-06-28 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
::gasp:: oh dear, I see.

[identity profile] coldbeer.livejournal.com 2006-06-26 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yee-haw!

(But I wanted to see the mullets, damn it.)

[identity profile] cabenson.livejournal.com 2006-06-27 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Mullets=scary. Maybe next year. Or September if I go to the Lez Fest.