CB's Question of the Week

[cabenson]

My brain is still a littl foggy so now is your chance:

Reverse Question of the Week
Ask me a question, I'll try not to lie.

Comments

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Rumsfield will give you a million dollars if you have sex with him while Condi and Cheney watch. And if you're good, Dick will even let you have that second cheeseburger he packed for himself. Do you do it?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Can I be high? I mean REALLY high? I do love cheeseburgers...

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Oh honey, that's the only way anyone could do it.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Rumsfield will give you a million dollars
Keep your sobriety long enough to get the million AND the cheeseburger BEFORE anything goes on. I don't trust Dick or Don as far as I can throw them... and while you're at it- have Condi do a little dance for you.

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

You are a mess, little girl.
What kind of a sordid workday produces these thoughts?

[detective-tatas.livejournal.com]

the grim reaper gives you a visit, he's feeling generous and tells you he'll let you live if you give up one of your senses.

which do you give in exchange for your life? or would you choose death..

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Tough choice.

I can't give up my sight because I won't be able to see all the hotties Natural beauty of the world.

I can't give up hearing because I know Simone Lahbib wants to whisper in my ear...right after she does me.

I can't give up my sense of taste because of Mr. Pinot and cheeze doodles...what did you think I was gonna say here?

I can't give up touch cause becaue I plan to touch Simone Lahbib...a lot.

and I can't give up smell because it is interconnected to every other sense.

I guess I'd have to close the curtains and not answer the door. Death can visit some other sap.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

You are a mess, little girl.

Are we playing Humbert and Lolita again, honey?

What kind of a sordid workday produces these thoughts?

The kind with long, protacted battles with idiotic coworkers from other departments who try to pawn their big, steaming-pile-of-shit manuscripts off on me.

But the good news is...I WON the battle!

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Glad you won your workday battle. I would not have expected less.

I see you have posted the Mandana icon with the eyes that say, "Innocent until proven guilty." Nice touch.

[babeeaimee.livejournal.com]

What animal do you most resemble?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...a giraffe. I am tall, have a long neck and freckles.