Sick days are for being sick

[cabenson]

So, yeah...the flu sucks. I really thought it was just a cold until the 101.2 fever kicked in while I was at work Tuesday. Left early and took the rest of the week off and have basically been in bed for the last 48 hours. Too exhausted to even watch TV. What's a poor fangirl to do when she is under the weather? Read fan fic, of course.

I have been plowing through Bad Girls fic as fast as my laptop's dial-up will allow. Read a very funny one last night based on But, I'm a Cheerleader!-thought of jandyle immediately. Girl, you almost got fever-dialed.

The sooper-dooper, under-the-counter cough syrup is calling for me. Mrs. CB says I have sexy-dirty-voice, but I think I kinda sound like Brenda Vaccaro-anyone remember her? Yeah, sexy in an Airport '79 kinda way. At least it's not BBT in Sling Blade voice this time.

So much I need to do...

Comments

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

Ha! You should totally have fever-dialed me. Where did you find the fic? I'm curious...

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

When I was just coming out of laryngitis, I did THE best Cher impersonation.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Here ya go...True Directions (http://free.hostdepartment.com/b/bgenhanced/td1.html).

[softeranswer.livejournal.com]

hah. vaccaro. i'm dying for the Kathleen Turner voice myself.

I have been plowing through Bad Girls fic
word. i've read nearly all of CanadaBadGirls stuff. i can't help my damn self. fic is so addictive.

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

Feel better soon girl. I know exactly what you are going thru.:(

[zuzubailey76.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Do you have the same kind of sexy-dirty-voice that Alex has in Monogamy?

Because that was hot.

[I hope you feel better soon!]

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Ah, the Great Vaccaro! How I remember her stirring performance in Once is Not Enough, where she advises the heroine that putting male ejaculate on one's face is good for the skin. (Or maybe that was just in the book? At any rate, she was the best thing about the film.)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I'd pay money to see that.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I love reading the AU's where Helen is straight and falls in love with Nikki during their first meeting, which is usually an argument. Cause I love corrupting Teh Str8s ;)

And CBG is fantastic...she writes "smart" fics, and I like that.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Thanks, babe!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I did yesterday...now I just sound like a nasally baritone.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I am sure I saw that movie when I was a child, cause that's when Mom was into JS. You know, just fit it in between The Waltons and Little House. Not sure if I ever read the book...might be something to keep me occupied for the next few days. Mrs. CB has grounded me until further notice...and she won't play Naughty Nurse:(

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

damn, stud, you just can't buy a break

but, you'd be proud... I have been playing with power tools for the last week. Installed some shelves in the garage and some shaddow boxes in the livingroom...

[coldbeer.livejournal.com]

So, did I get your flu? Not sure how you managed from all the way over there, but I'm very suspicious.

Meanwhile, you get sexy-dirty-voice, while I'm settling for a very hung over Tweety bird. Thank Gods armature sounds like a fifteen year old boy.

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

Heh, that is amusing. :)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Every town should have a club called "The Cocksucker".

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

and you tease me with your power tools. I am still restricted...hopefully by this summer I can once again weild my drill of danger.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Did you get that Kiss-O-Gram I sent?

I probably got it from the little old lady at the store-she asked me to get something of the top shelf for her (the older womens are ALWAYS hitting on me ;) then proceeded to cough her thanks all over me.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I followed the link me'self...I loved the portrayals of Yvonne and Karen complete with lesbian couplespeak: "You are moving into that aggressive space again…” bwhahahaha