CB's Question of the Day

[cabenson]

I know! Two days in a row, I can hardly believe it myself.

I was watching TV last night and saw my first commercials for Christmas.I have got to start making my lists: shopping, holiday cards, stripper-grams.

This question is a two-parter:

1. Pretending that I am a selfless kazillionaire, what would you ask me to get you for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice?

2. What are you getting me?

And....go!

Comments

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

You're getting me a Gulfstream. Now, don't go cheap on me with some little Lear, I want the Gulfstream.

Assuming I get to be a kazillionaire as well, I'm getting you a swanky eagle's nest in London, 'round the corner from "Flat Lahboob" ... now there's an oxymoron!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

1. I would ask you to pay off my credit cards. And if you're feeling extra-generous, buy me a house?

2. Teh Magic Pill that will fix your back for good.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

you think big :-D
ok, cb, what she said. one for me for hannukkah, too, ok?

but unlike my darling gf, i won't encourage you to cheat on your wife...
i'll buy you a condo in the richest part of nyc.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Whaaa! Who said anything about cheating?!!
OK, CB- forget the flat near little Lahboob, I'll help Mikee buy you a place near the theater district, close enough to walk but far enough from the smell of pee on the unsavory parts of Broadway.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Mrs. CB knows that Lahboob is on my "to do" list, so it isn't really cheating..just hot Scottish sex!

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

Whaaa! Who said anything about cheating?!!
and what did you think would happen?

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

your wife is very understanding and supportive.
ok, if you're allowed, go ahead, ask marouk for that flat :-)

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

Damn, both of those sound awesome. Too bad you got here before me.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. As long as I don't have to furnish said house, okay. And your credit cards? Just throw the bills away like I do :)

2. That would be the ultimate gift especially if Simone dressed up like a nurse to give it to me. A Slutty nurse.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I can do copy-cat requests :)

[baby-sis.livejournal.com]

1. A maid, or a very hot & often nude manservant.

2. A pile of singles, for your first trip to a seedy boobie bar ;)

[(Anonymous)]

1. A lap in Michael Schumacher's F1 Ferrari car on the Monaco track.

2. A room full of strippers dressed as cops, what else?!

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

Of course I should have signed in to let you knwo it's me, huh.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I just read "a lap" and my mind immediately went to strippers. Sorry about that, what did you want again?

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

If you would please pay off my credit cards and my Doctorate-to-be, then I will buy you the large plasma screen HDTV that you want, and theatre chairs, and a kitten named "Scarlet."

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

No deal. You forgot the surround sound...tsk tsk tsk.

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

LOL then the sentence has reached its intended effect. Score!

Michael Schumacher's F1 Ferrari 2006 car. Monaco track. One lap. Of course, if the F1 guru would double as my driving instructor, that would be great.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Michael Schumacher's F1 Ferrari 2006 car. Monaco track.
you have exquisite taste- I haven't heard anyone talk about the Monte Carlo or the 24hr LeMans in years-- these days its nascar, nascar, nastycar. The curves and swerves of the Monaco Grand Prix are the crême de la crême of motor racing.

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

1. perpetual 1st class plan tickets - like some kind of gift card never runs out

2. a masusse of the physical discription that pleases you most, on contact

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

I grew up with all things British (sadly, the manners went out of the window the moment I started playing hockey. Go figure.) Spent way too much time with my dad watching races, not to mention working on them. Truly a daddy's girl.

Never one for Nascar. Stupid thing, really. Left turns and pedal to the metal just not a sexy thing.

You a Formula 1 fan?

[detective-tatas.livejournal.com]

1. A car.

2. Vegemite!

[(Anonymous)]

You a Formula 1 fan?
I don't know if I am a *fan*, but I do keep up with the Monte Carlo and the Lemans- because I think they are cool and I love to see paparazzi photos of eurotrash

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

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