For all of you, from all of me
Dec. 11th, 2005 06:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cabensonI needed something (besides the fucking snow) to get me into the Holiday spirit, so I decided to give all of my fella Bad Girls lovers an early Christmas gift:
Instructions: Drink 3 shots of cold vodka, or the drink of your choice, in rapid succession and sing. Good luck!
The Twelve Days of Larkhall
On my first day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Helen grabbing Nikki’s booby!!
On my second day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Two Julie’s hand jobs
On my third day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Three Tumblin’ Sylvs
On my fourth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Four Fenner Fucks
On my fifth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Five Kum-Bah-Yahs
On my sixth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Six Shell’s a stabbin’
On my seventh day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Seven Stewart Stolis
On my eighth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Eight Yvonne hitmen
On my ninth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Nine Nekkid Nikkis
On my tenth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Ten Inch vibrators
On my eleventh day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Eleven “I gotta go now”s
On my twelfth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Twelve twats a twatting
Instructions: Drink 3 shots of cold vodka, or the drink of your choice, in rapid succession and sing. Good luck!
The Twelve Days of Larkhall
On my first day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Helen grabbing Nikki’s booby!!
On my second day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Two Julie’s hand jobs
On my third day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Three Tumblin’ Sylvs
On my fourth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Four Fenner Fucks
On my fifth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Five Kum-Bah-Yahs
On my sixth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Six Shell’s a stabbin’
On my seventh day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Seven Stewart Stolis
On my eighth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Eight Yvonne hitmen
On my ninth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Nine Nekkid Nikkis
On my tenth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Ten Inch vibrators
On my eleventh day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Eleven “I gotta go now”s
On my twelfth day in Larkhall, my true love gave to me: Twelve twats a twatting
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Date: 2005-12-12 12:27 am (UTC)It does beg the question, "How much twat could twelve twats twat, if twelve twat could a twattin' go?"
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Date: 2005-12-12 12:28 am (UTC)At any rate, it still cracked me up. :)
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Date: 2005-12-12 12:59 am (UTC)You rule, CB! ;)
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Date: 2005-12-12 01:05 am (UTC)Lovin this!!
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Date: 2005-12-12 03:51 am (UTC)Too funny, CB! I don't do vod-ka, so I substituted gin. Happy to report that it works just as well with juniper juice!! ;-)
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Date: 2005-12-12 07:45 am (UTC)I would but it's bad enough the baby says "What's this shit" whenever grandma gives him food. I don't think she would appreciate hearing that come out of his mouth.
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Date: 2005-12-12 01:02 pm (UTC)heh heh...
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Date: 2005-12-12 07:49 pm (UTC)Glad ya liked it!
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Date: 2005-12-12 07:55 pm (UTC)(Bars can also sell, just no off-sale booze)
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Date: 2005-12-12 08:08 pm (UTC)