Come on, I TRIPLE dog dare you!

[cabenson]

Stolen from kelbelle

1. Reply to this post, and I'll tell you one reason why I like/love/adore you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love.

AND

2. If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[amazonqueenkate.livejournal.com]

I'll do number 2.

Remember that time that we went to that pool hall, and that greasy guy started macking on you? And you were like, "No way," and he was like, "Yeah baby," so you broke the stick in half and menaced him a la some sort of L&O barfight, ending in the police being called and you spending that really embarassing night in jail.

Ah, good times.

[aivilo-18.livejournal.com]

1) It's me! Say something nice!

2) I remember that one time with those hookers in Vegas and you took that coke off those asses like a fucking pro! I was in awe.

[fewthistle.livejournal.com]

# 2

Oh, man, remember that time in Missoula, in that cowboy bar, when you got wasted on frozen jello shots, took my red lipstick, pulled up your shirt, painted a face on your stomach, jumped up on the bar and did a belly song to "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"?? Dude.

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

1. You've got my attention ho radar perking up!

2. Remember the time we finally scraped enough money to hop acrosss the Atlantic and so you could stalk Lahboob? Lucky for you I had Mandana to keep me distracted.

[kelbelle.livejournal.com]

1. Me!

2. Remember that time I rolled through Ohio and we got rotten stinkin' drunk and watched the entire run of Bad Girls in one sitting? Oh, and then we did coke off mocha-colored whores.

[annebd.livejournal.com]

Can I do both?

1) You like/love/adore me? Whoo-hoo!

2) Remember that time we snuck beneath the bleachers during the last football game of the year and got completely drunk? No? Me neither. Must have been the vodka.

[sooozie1982.livejournal.com]

1. Love me. DO IT!

2. I remember when we were kids, I'd poop my pants during our sleepovers. You never judged me, man.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. You are so prolific with fanfic, in so many fandoms, I am just in awe. I have unfinished stories sitting around from a year ago. I am Teh jealous.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. You are the queen of the transglobal interwebs makeout sessions. And you are fucking hot with that sexy hungover girl bed-head look.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. Three words:
Brilliant! Fucking! Writer!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. You are a most excellent snarker and make me laugh.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. We have so much in common! Prednisone, RENT, WICKED, HP, Jack Daniels. And I've been known to write scripts on my television screen, so we kinda have that too :)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. Because you wanna be a jazzerina! And I like to read about how you are doing in school even though you hate uni and deteste French.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. Snark Queen but you know when to draw the line. I love ST and ragging on a certain s/h/it. I also love your Johnny Cash love. That man was my idol growing up. Drug using, womanizing drunk-everything I wannted to become ;)

2. And I still don't, but dude. Bring plastic sheets the next time you are in town. Mrs. CB says we can't afford another new mattress.

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

#2

Oh. My. God.
I think my favorite fake memory of us is the time we got lost on our way to the karaoke bar and we found those two hot chicks stuck on the side of the road with a flat tire? You know, the big van with the mattress in the back? Dude, that was an awesome weekend. Good thing they didn't have a spare tire.

[bluepoet.livejournal.com]

Man, remember that trip to Vegas? That was killer. I'm STILL sore from that night we got wasted on all that wine and took those strippers home.

[amazonqueenkate.livejournal.com]

I said I was doing number two! No fair. :P

But thank you. :)

[snuffnyc.livejournal.com]

Remember Mardi Gras last year when I showed you my titties?! And we had to take that detour to the hospital? I was so relieved when the doctor came out and said it wasn't actually a heart attack.

You were lucky to escape with your life; my breasts have killed weaker women.

[godessillyria.livejournal.com]

I remember you and I consuming an enormous quantity of little vodka bottles that we proceeded to throw out the window of this lovely hotel on the outskirts of Moscow. The former KGB agent who looked a lot like Helen took you away for questioning.

You were never happier. Your smile haunts me to this day....

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Oh CB, my nostalgic mind’s eye floats back to the ‘67 Iditarod. Do you remember, old friend? As the night wore on, the heartiest of our joyous party cracked open that blackberry-flavored hootch you and Mrs. CB whirled up the night before and began playing the spoons, beating on drums and batting inflated condoms around! I’ve never seen such jollity! Too bad the only reception we could get was that AM station featuring the Soviet Red Army Marching Band’s tribute to Rogers and Hammerstein. Oh, and I am recalling your nekkid banshee dance around the bonfire… Remember? You thought the horn solo tempo was a bit slow in Oklahoma!...

My goodness girl, I’ve never seen you move so fast! Of course it was awfully cold. Who knew that your choreography would be resurrected years later by that Beals girl in Flashdance. And they never credited you! Aw, tsk-tsk, sad days we live in… the real talent goes un-laurelled while these hacks make all the royalties! Don’t worry doll, I’ll not let your fame fade to black... I’ll bravely continue to tell your story!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Remember when we applied for a marriage license in Punxatawny, and they told us we couldn't get married because not only were we both women (I had no idea!), but we were sisters too? God, I've told that story to Simone so many times now, and she still laughs and laughs...she thought you were a man too!

[fewthistle.livejournal.com]

Four words:

My most humble thanks!!!

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

favorite memory... favorite memory...

hmmm... must be the weekend we found new uses for power tools by combining them with our favorite toys. I doubt Craftsman meant for their cordless drill to be used to power such a thing!

[caliban22170.livejournal.com]

I'll never forget the time we went to that Mexican plastic surgeon that turned out to be a donkey but gave us both fantastic new tits anyway. Except that we each got three.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. Your coconut-bra icon makes. me. laugh. every single time I see it. I want one!!!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. Your trials and tribulations at a certain Catholic university are enough to make one leave the church a saint. You do so much good with your volunteering, something I hope to re-establish in 2006.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. You constantly promise me nude pics of yourself and I patiently await them.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. You encourage my love of a certain fandom- I was a bit nervous when I first started my evil plan to brainwash convert people to the H/N love.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. You are an incredibly kind and generous soul and more people should know that.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. "Fucks and sucks" We still can't flip past FOX News with out chanting that . And you make me laugh even when it hurts to do so.

2. Ah, Punxatawney. Good times. As for the "man" thing, I distinctly rmember telling you both that I had undergone a mysterious surgery as a child. Check your medical records again, "sis". You'll find the same results.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. Well, we do have a shared love for power tools. And you are also a sweet and generous person (omg!chocolate overdose ;)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

1. I am in awa of the one person I know that got banned from TWoP (taht WAS you, right?)

2. Never hurts to carry a spare tire, now does it?

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

2. I will be indebted to you forever for flying out to Vegas and caring for me and the kids during that whole stomach virus fiasco. You are the best shit shoveler in the world gal. I'll never forget it.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Oh that wasn't me...that was Mariska. People always get the two of use confused which is weird because she's older. And shorter.