CB's Question of The day...The SVU version

[cabenson]

Posting this early because I have had a rough day and don't know if coffee will be potent enough to ensure my coherence at the crack of dawn.

So, in honor of the show I USED to love, here is your question of the day:

If an unstable Stabler and a debutchified Benson (providing she doesn't have a male date to break or a child to adopt) both leave NYC on a train moving east, no the OTHER east, at 60mph-WITH NO BAR CAR!!, who gets to do Alex first when they get to Altoona? Loser gets Casey who tagged along on the caboose?

ETA: That east is not west and west is not east...I told you, I had a rough day :)

Comments

[annebd.livejournal.com]

Definitely Olivia. But to appease Elliot, the ladies let him watch. Casey falls off the train.

[ralst.livejournal.com]

I was going to say something profound and witty, but one look at your banner has left me drooling and gooey eyed.

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

::strangles with laughter::

[giantessmess.livejournal.com]

Olivia.-
They are not on the train alone (dun dun duuun).
The train speeds inexplicably out of control, and the breaks begin failing. They use Olivia's hair and earrings as a makeshift anchor (she is squarking all the while about how this will effect her next TV Guide cover). Her swishy locks snap off into a convenient ly short 'do.
While Elliot is sceeching at the special-guest-star perp who cut the breaks, slightly-less-femme Benson is rescued by her pookie, waiting on the platform.
Casey get's caught in the crossfire during Elliot's breakdown.

stop asking questions I can't resist ;p there's homework to be done.

[armature.livejournal.com]

Neither. Altoona is west of NYC, so our amorous travellers drown in the Atlantic.

New Question: Knowing death is imminent (exactly how imminent, at 60 MPH?) who does Alex willingly throw herself at?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Ding Ding!! You win. Here's your Captain Cragan plushie.

She throws herself at me, of course. VERY willingly.

[giantessmess.livejournal.com]

bah. American geography.

if they are certain they are all doomed and will never be on camera again? I'm sure one of them will have to say 'is this because I'm a lesbian'.

[armature.livejournal.com]

She throws herself at me, of course.
Ding Ding Ding! No, you win!!

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

lol!
i think alex is doing each and every dyke in the local gay community. that woman knows how to take care of herself and get what she wants.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

That bitch! She promised me that if death was imminent she would throw herself at me, and with haste.
"Two-faced tart!" /Nikki

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

::sigh::
ladies, as usual, you fight and i got the girl ages ago.
she's making me lunch, wearing one of my see-through t-shirts.