Teh Booze

[cabenson]

I would just like to announce that after a 15 month separation, Vodka and I made up tonight. I admitted that the connection we had was too strong to remain enemies and our reunion was joyous. Chardonnay is still a fucking whore and I hate her :)

Comments

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

stud, you and the wif need to come down and help be baptize the deck... we'll invite the rest of the snarky SVU women-lovin' flist

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I gotta bring the wife? ;)

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

I am SO not getting in the middle of that decision

::wink::

[icarus-abides.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Old friends should not be forgotten.

Don't worry about Chardonnay. She's keeping me company tonight.

And you're right. She is a whore.

[artskat.livejournal.com]

I would like to state -- for the record -- that I witnessed the joyous reunion and that CB was indeed gracious and well-mannered during the entire Vodka episode. I was afraid I've have to tell CB and Vodka to "get a room," but, fortunately, that ugly incident did not occur. It was a bit ugly when I had to put Chardonnay in a headlock and give her a severe "noogie" to get rid of her. But,CB providing a soundtrack by humming the theme from "Rocky" and doing a fantastic cheer routine really helped spur me on to victory. Sod you, Chardonnay!

[sweetgingertea.livejournal.com]

Oh don't get me started on that bitch Chardonnay. But Shiraz and Merlot? Three-way, baby!

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

She was gracious and well-mannered??? Pfft..I expected more of you CB.

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

Pfft, who cares about pissy Chardonnay when you've got kickass Vodka around?

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Chardonnay is still a fucking whore and I hate her
Additionally she is tastless and a bad dresser

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

liekomg, shardonnay is soooo pissed at u...she told pinot about you & v. she sayz she's getting together w/chocolate cake &yr. wife tonight and their not inviting u.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I see you have been visiting the mariska.com boards again ;)

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

HaHaHa! THI is probably on the cusp of one of those notorious mid-life crisis... what with her big b-day looming. She'll probably banter around LJ slinging the hipster net-speak for awhile, I'll bet.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like I can afford a Porsche or a Jag. One does what one can in these crises.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Ha! tell me about it!
Mine is just around the bend.