FuckWIT

[cabenson]

A few of you know that I mod one MH board, and leave the rare bit of "wisdom" at another. Can I just say that there are some fucking stupid teens out there? No offense to any teens on my flist cause you wouldn't be here if you hadn't sent "pics" in I thought you were stupid.

So, having just browsed a few SVU sights, I have decided to take action. A new program, FuckWIT (Fucking With Ignorant Teens)is in the works. No, dear friends of a "mature" age, this is not physically fucking with teens, but mentally screwing them over everytime they start squeeing about the great MH or the OMG Benson/Stabler quads/

OT: Jeter home run!!!!

Topic, if you wish to join this elite group, please send a nude photo of yourself to me.

Thank you, and BEWARE FuCKWITs!

Comments

[aivilo-18.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Right here! Pick me! Pick me!

[waves frantically]

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

All right, reply take No. 2.

Nude photo?
But that's only reserved for icarus_abides!

[icarus-abides.livejournal.com]

Oh baby, oh baby *performs some assgrabbage*

You seriously wat a nude photo CB? Becuase, if so, I've becom a litttle drunken in the past hours and if i can find La Camera, it may very well ocurr.

I become etremely suggestive while drinking. Just lemme know in next hour or so... ;)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

No babe...I was just joking. Mrs. CB will break the other half of my ass if I start getting nude pics.

[icarus-abides.livejournal.com]

*waves to Mrs.CB* Love ya babe!

Can I join anyways? *whimprs* I promise I'll sober quickly :)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Sure. And she'd wave back, but she's been asleep since 8:OOpm- married life your ya;)

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

Waitaminute. You're offering to sober up at this hour?
Who are you and what have you done to my ass-grabbing babe?

[icarus-abides.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk, of ye of little faith...

*sends IM*

[sing1118.livejournal.com]

I realize that I was a teenager less than a year ago but all my older friends tell me that I'm their mental age (and I must admit that I feel light-years older then those Liv&El4Eva!!! people), so do I qualify to fuck with them?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Absofuckinglutely! Welcome aboard.

[sing1118.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[ava-cabot.livejournal.com]

Fucking with teenagers? Excellent. I'm in, and I'll throw in a jug of black cherry Kool Aid.

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

Oi me .. and the Ass is always uncovered ;)
BTW .. which particular board pushed your buttons this time?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

m.com of course. All the bitching about losing the sigs...

[snuffnyc.livejournal.com]

I'm 23 with an ass like a 16 year old... can I still join?!

credentials include:
- familiarity with m.com (it's actually made me throw up several times)
- a working knowledge of the English language (i know, right!!!!)
- my own set of handcuffs (because, you never know...)

::waits anxiously::

[slammerkinbabe.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have no idea what you're doing with this, but I'm amused as hell. Can I get in if I don't send you a nude pic? I assure you that is a better reward.

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

About bloody time they did something about the eyesores. I haven't been there much these days. And I've been wanting to FUCKWIT for a while :-)

[betsybanger.livejournal.com]

t-shirt
~ I am a FuCKWIT... Don't squee with me! ~

I would like to join, although I have stopped visiting the MH/swimming-with-dolphins worshipping, Benson/Stabler pairing boards. I have to believe there is some intelligence in this world.

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

M.com is as much fun as a colonoscopy, root canal and a pap smear all done at the same time. Count me in.