Bush vs. Bike

[cabenson]

Bush Falls Off Bike

If he kills himself with clumsiness, is it considered assassination?

Comments

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

The worst piece of shit ever to run this country (including King George III); and the only thing he had going for himself-- athleticism, is in question as well now. >|(

[icarus-abides.livejournal.com]

If he kills himself with clumsiness, is it considered assassination?

Nope, it would just be fate. Lets face it, the only just way for things to end is for this man to kill himself through his own stupidity. And hey, it may even resurrect my long-absent faith in some sort of God.

*sigh* Some days, I hate being an American...

[celluloidson.livejournal.com]

...and then can we send his corpse to the electric chair?

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

Gah! Gah-dammit! I am getting tired of all these near misses. That! is! it!

I'm starting a grassroots movement. First, we fundraise. Second, we use the $ to ship pretzels, joke books and bikes to the White House. And scissors and running shoes.

Some men are born accident-prone, some achieve accidentally, others have accidents thrust upon them. People, it is time we thrust some accidents his way.

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

They can charge the bike with treason? At the very least, murder in first degree. And the road might even be slapped with accesory too.

[armature.livejournal.com]

Someone pick him up and hand him a pretzel, already.

[babeeaimee.livejournal.com]

Quick, quick! Get him a new bike - his luck has gotta run out soon enough...

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

The Pretzel Independence League is claiming responsibility for the mishap. Apparently Asshole swerved to miss a bag of Bavarian twists.