Saturday to Do List

1. Change hasp and lock on shed.Install flash sign that says "Gotcha now, muthafuckah!" that will activate upon opening doors. ** Warn Mrs. CB about sign.
2. change front porch light bulb. Do not even think about changing out mailbox without Mrs. CB 's express approval.
3. change back porch light bulb * try not to squeal like a little bitch if I see a spider
4. get out ladder to change bulbs in motion sensitive lights *bribe neighbors to not tell Mrs. CB about this one
5. pay bills
6. Birthday card for Dad
7. Send stuff to arty and ralst
8. activate new ATM card, call cable company with new expo date, get money for booze and broads
9. Give Helen Stewart an nice warm, soapy bath.
10. eat something completely non-healthy
11. liquor store for teh tequila and broads
12. seriously contemplate name for my fic/video web site page...any suggestions? I was thinking "CB's House of Hoyay"
13. research interwebs to see how long a hairball can stay on the floor "undetected" by humans
14. feed hairy little bastards, nap with them as necessary
15. discover a new position for my "Autoerotic Mary Katherine Gallagher" action figure-she's a Soopah-Stah, ya know!
16. make a new default icon Thank you, roman_machine!!
17. make margaritas for one
18. update Netfilx queue- suggestions?
19. search for WITB torrents cause I need Teh Laboob!
20. start researching Sam/janet HHoF

Think I can get it done before noon?

Saturday to Do List

1. Change hasp and lock on shed.Install flash sign that says "Gotcha now, muthafuckah!" that will activate upon opening doors. ** Warn Mrs. CB about sign.
2. change front porch light bulb. Do not even think about changing out mailbox without Mrs. CB 's express approval.
3. change back porch light bulb * try not to squeal like a little bitch if I see a spider
4. get out ladder to change bulbs in motion sensitive lights *bribe neighbors to not tell Mrs. CB about this one
5. pay bills
6. Birthday card for Dad
7. Send stuff to arty and ralst
8. activate new ATM card, call cable company with new expo date, get money for booze and broads
9. Give Helen Stewart an nice warm, soapy bath.
10. eat something completely non-healthy
11. liquor store for teh tequila and broads
12. seriously contemplate name for my fic/video web site page...any suggestions? I was thinking "CB's House of Hoyay"
13. research interwebs to see how long a hairball can stay on the floor "undetected" by humans
14. feed hairy little bastards, nap with them as necessary
15. discover a new position for my "Autoerotic Mary Katherine Gallagher" action figure-she's a Soopah-Stah, ya know!
16. make a new default icon Thank you, roman_machine!!
17. make margaritas for one
18. update Netfilx queue- suggestions?
19. search for WITB torrents cause I need Teh Laboob!
20. start researching Sam/janet HHoF

Think I can get it done before noon?