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1. Last night, I had a dream about one of you, dear f-listers. In my dream, I was, for reasons unknown, single. You and I conversed on-line for several months before you came to Columbus to visit me. We were both excited about meeting in the real world until you arrived early at my house/apartment to find me lounging around in my underwear...bikini underwear that was several sizes too small. And believe me, that is NOT an attractive sight.
I know the underwear part of this dream stems from Mrs. CB and I storming Target to add to our Hanes Her Way collection. I was excited because I found "boy boxers" that were actually very comfortable.
As to the flister that came knocking at my door...anytime, darling, anytime ;)I won't say who it is, but I shall give you one clue: It's none of the fella lesbos on my list.
2. Saturday night, I stumbled across a movie on Nick Teen called The Naked Brothers Band. It is a flick made in 2005 by former thirtysomething star Polly Draper, and stars her then 6 and 9-year old sons in what I can only describe as as Spinal Tap: The Really, REALLY Early Years. I genuinely laughed through out this film. These kids play their characters as a parody of bands generations older than them with unbelievable wit. Older brother Nat doesn't break out into a sweat when he speaks to his girlcrush- he beaks out into an English accent. And I admit, I have seen what Son of CB would have been like, had I ever had the opportunity to pass along my unparalled genes, in Alex, a six-year drummer prone to behaving in an inappropriate manner even when he isn't in the throws of his lemon-lime sodaholism. And he likes boobies!!!!!!
But Alex isn't just another pretty face, fashion guru, and boobie-whore. He is also a singer/songwriter far beyond his mere six years. Just listen to the lyrics of this song :
TNBB is going to be a weekly show on Nick starting this Saturday at 8:00pm ET. I will have to explain to Mrs. CB that I can't go out because I need to watch an 8-yr old CB Junior on a kids network.
3. Soylent Green is people!!!!! No, sorry. There is no three.
I know the underwear part of this dream stems from Mrs. CB and I storming Target to add to our Hanes Her Way collection. I was excited because I found "boy boxers" that were actually very comfortable.
As to the flister that came knocking at my door...anytime, darling, anytime ;)I won't say who it is, but I shall give you one clue: It's none of the fella lesbos on my list.
2. Saturday night, I stumbled across a movie on Nick Teen called The Naked Brothers Band. It is a flick made in 2005 by former thirtysomething star Polly Draper, and stars her then 6 and 9-year old sons in what I can only describe as as Spinal Tap: The Really, REALLY Early Years. I genuinely laughed through out this film. These kids play their characters as a parody of bands generations older than them with unbelievable wit. Older brother Nat doesn't break out into a sweat when he speaks to his girlcrush- he beaks out into an English accent. And I admit, I have seen what Son of CB would have been like, had I ever had the opportunity to pass along my unparalled genes, in Alex, a six-year drummer prone to behaving in an inappropriate manner even when he isn't in the throws of his lemon-lime sodaholism. And he likes boobies!!!!!!
But Alex isn't just another pretty face, fashion guru, and boobie-whore. He is also a singer/songwriter far beyond his mere six years. Just listen to the lyrics of this song :
TNBB is going to be a weekly show on Nick starting this Saturday at 8:00pm ET. I will have to explain to Mrs. CB that I can't go out because I need to watch an 8-yr old CB Junior on a kids network.
3. Soylent Green is people!!!!! No, sorry. There is no three.
