Welcoming a new family member at Casa Cabenson

I did something wild and crazy this week, dear flist. No, I didn't drive cross-country in diapers to attack my lurve-rival (but you know who you are and you better watch your back, bitch!), or go out snorting coke off hookers asses with the Bush Twins again (I went with Laura-she's fun!) I will admit that I accidentally molested my cat, but hey, that's a different story, and we're all in family counseling for it.

I hustled some nuns out of their bingo winnings and following in the footsteps of my dear friend, icarus_abides, I bought a horse. I have wanted to purchase a horse for several years now, and there are rumors that owning a horse will be therapeutic which is something we all know that I need...desperately.

I present, ( My new family member )

Welcoming a new family member at Casa Cabenson

I did something wild and crazy this week, dear flist. No, I didn't drive cross-country in diapers to attack my lurve-rival (but you know who you are and you better watch your back, bitch!), or go out snorting coke off hookers asses with the Bush Twins again (I went with Laura-she's fun!) I will admit that I accidentally molested my cat, but hey, that's a different story, and we're all in family counseling for it.

I hustled some nuns out of their bingo winnings and following in the footsteps of my dear friend, icarus_abides, I bought a horse. I have wanted to purchase a horse for several years now, and there are rumors that owning a horse will be therapeutic which is something we all know that I need...desperately.

I present, ( My new family member )