Looking forward to 2008

[cabenson]

I was talking with Daddy #3 who is a conservative Republican...Texan. To my surprise, he didn't gloat about the election. Just said that he's glad it's over and agreed that anti-gay marriage bans are equal to legalized discrimination. He's learning, slowly but surely.

I asked who he thought the Democratic Nominee would be in 2008. With absolutely no hesitation he said Hillary Clinton.

Anyone else agree with this?

I am thinking we need a nominee to run on Teh Harem Ticket. theholyinnocent has nominated Teresa Heinz Kerry and Martha Stewart. Start submitting your 2008 Dream Teams. I believe the nomination convention will be held in...Canada. Suggestion for convention locations will also be appreciated.

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[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

convention location: tuscany - great, cheap wine; awsome food, nuff said

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Ahhh...nice. But we need your candidates as well so we know what kind of food to prepare.

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

Should we have a 'Teh Harem Ticket,' or become Teh Harem PAC?

theholyinnocent has nominated Teresa Heinz Kerry and Martha Stewart.

You know, I would let these two run the country. Shit would be tight. Congress would be peeing their pants in fear, everyone would be accountable, and the budget would be printed on lovely handmade paper.

As for Hillary's chances, I'm no so sure. I know the right really believes it--my dad mentions every frelling time I talk to him. But I don't know if anyone believes she can bring people to the polls. Maybe as VP? So our choices next time would be the usual suspects + Edwards, Obama, and Hillary.... who else?

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

anti-gay marriage bans are equal to legalized discrimination
maybe i am naive (ok, i am naive) but how can anyone with a triple digit IQ not see this?

now, for Teh Harem Ticket: i propose a bait and switch approach: we leak the Heinz-Kerry/Stewart combo to the press but then we bring in mikee_pm to enthusiastically convert unsuspecting republicans and running mate cabenson to initiate them into teh harem. (i'll be glad to come up with a few appropriately distracting games to occupy them while they are in detention.)

convention location: Toledo- in the name of vengance and cheap hotel rates

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Yo dude...if I am running for anything I am running for Head Bitch! I'd actually like to see Mikee as Secretary of Defense...heh heh. Makes me smile just a little. So I will need a VP candidate that is either younger and prettier, or older and wiser. I am The Shallow Candidate!

Toledo will work. While there I can visit the Sisters of Notre Dame Nunnery that tried to bring me into their fold so mny years ago...good times!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I am all for Ketchup and Centerpieces for EVERYONE!!!!

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Head Bitch!
ya, i think i can spin that in the press release... "a strong, innovative visionary, a head bitch who will make the world a better happier place for your pretty daughters"

i agree- mikee's skills transfer equally well in a defensive (or offensive) role- she switches seamlessly... i wont have to work too hard on that release
so, we still need a running mate for you maybe theholyinnocent is game

While there I can visit the Sisters of Notre Dame Nunnery
ok. can i come along? you can, you know... introduce me around?

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

hillary!
i love her.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

thank you, but i'd rather be the Secretary of State, travel a lot and spread a message of peace among the women of the world.
"good morning, baby. how do you feel after last night?"
"oh, so peaceful, mikee. thank you."
"it was my pleasure, darling. now, if you'll excuse me, duty calls. more restless women out there require my special skills. adieu! so long! with this kiss, i depart..."
another day, another satisfied woman.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

SWEET. What a great location.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna be VP...that's boring. (But I think Mrs. CB will be a fabulous First Lady.) If mikee is gonna be Sec. of Defense, maybe I can be Secretary of State?

I do think the Dems will tap Hillary for running in 2008. I mean really, who else do they have? I don't buy Edwards as a viable candidate for the job. Obama is a rising star, but I think many would find him too young & inexperienced. He might be a good choice for VP or a cabinet position, though.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna be VP...that's boring.
aw, wouldn't it be fun to walk around looking threatening like Cheney?
(my best Cheney imitation ::withsteelystare:)...
"what's the matter with you? of course you'll comply, don't you know i can put a dead hooker in your hotel room?"

hillary wants it- i dont know if the dnc will be gutsy enough to run her against whatever moderate ::guliani:: the rnc springs. now if someone like Santorum runs-oh yes! then hillary will be their girl to make Santorum look like the antichrist

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

i'm already secretary of state, baby love.
i use my special skills to bring peace to the world.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

what's the matter with you? of course you'll comply, don't you know i can put a dead hooker in your hotel room?"

lol!
can i get a live one, first?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

(But I think Mrs. CB will be a fabulous First Lady.)
Yes she would, but I can see her ranting right now I don't CARE if Bill Clinton was getting head from some intern in the Oval Office, I told you no more goddamn blondes :bitchsmack: Yep, I don't know why she puts up with me either.

I think you would be great as Secy of Defense. Maybe you can work on changing the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy to "Don't ask,(but yes) and Don't tell (anyone but me, my prettay)

I like TheAngryChef as VP...we'll be able to take those secret visits to Hooters and we'll threaten our Secret Service dudes if they try to rat us out to Teh Wives.

That's it...you can be head of Teh Secret Service...suppling Heathers and Myself with food, booze and hos.

I think I'll like this job ;)

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Fine, you selfish bitch, you can be Sec. of State! We seem to like foreigners for the spot anyway...remember how big Henry Kissinger was. Okay, I'll be the VP. I'll work on my Cheneyesque snarling.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

thank you, sweetie.
i know how taxing your job can be, with all that snarling.
if you ever require my skills, just let me know.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

like TheAngryChef as VP...we'll be able to take those secret visits to Hooters and we'll threaten our Secret Service dudes if they try to rat us out to Teh Wives.

Dude, Angry!Chef needs to be barefoot, naked and in the kitchen, making us snackies. Maybe Nic could be Secy of Defense...using her boobs as weapons to promote world peace, or at the very least using her considerable design skills to assauge our enemies. "Osama, the cave is kind of drab, don't you think? I'd like to put up some curtains, maybe an Eames table for the dining room suite..."