Fund Raiser Anyone?

[cabenson]

After seeing this in a post from maroukian, I thought this could be a great way for Teh Harem (and anyone else who cares to be involved) to make some money for a naked keg party a needy charity.

I'll volunteer to take the photos, just tell me which month you want to be and what type of "props" you'll need. Keep in mind, more than one person can represent each month. As they say, "the more naked girlies, the more boobies I get to see merrier."

and ki_finn, don't worry. You can be Teh Fluffer.

Comments

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

"Mr. Ms. August worried about showing some flab, even though she was photographed with a lifeguard's paddle covering the territory south of her navel and north of her knees. "I was sucking in so hard, my toes were curling," she said." ..... Maroukian at the teh harem calendar photo shoot
I'll take August... and i will need the following props:
1 dune buggy, 1 ukulele, Don Ho, 1 roasted pig on a spit with an apple in its mouth (for the naked keg-party charity event), a handful of cute seventeen year-olds holding a surf board to play the surfer-girl-Gidgets (this is in my contract under sub-heading "hospitality") -oh, and a lifeguard paddle. this paddle should have a leather tether (so i don't lose it, of course)
shall i just assume i am Ms. August- or do i have to audition or something?

[ki-finn.livejournal.com]

Happy to fluff for the gang at anytime especially for such a worthy cause :D

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

lol!
ukulele.
lol!

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

Okay, as long as ki_finn is fluffling, I'm volunteering. I'll even take an "off" month, like August or March.

Props: decanter of wine for the lower girly bits, open book for the upper girly bits. Since my upper girly bis aren't horribly... voluminous, a carefully placed hardback book should do. Of course, as you know, I'm drunk right now, and my measurements could be off. A lot.

And the decanter must be refilled at appropraiate intervals. And none of this sauvignon blanc shit either. I know about your wiley ways, CB. I'd encourage them at any other time, of course. Well, if you do refill the decanter, the calander pics could get... well... no white wines! [/drunk, but spelling a little bit better now.]

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

i'll take june.
i need a snorkel, goggles, a surfboard, a carefully placed pineapple and two monkeys.

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

I'll take October, with Angie in leather.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

February. A bow and arrow, a Cuban cigar, a Glock, and a giant red paper heart.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

glock, lol... what's that for?

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

two monkeys?
ya, i want to hear this...

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

And none of this sauvignon blanc shit either
oh, but it's so good in a tall highball glass with ice in the summer... as an alternative to lemonade

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

the chaste version is: one for every breast.
wanna get the kinky version?

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

i'll hold the glock for ya, baby.

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

Man, I want March. I'll take a band leader uniform, a birthday cake and one hot Texan named Stephanie...

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

the chaste version sounds kinky :-)

[aqua-blurr.livejournal.com]

Holy moly. Dude. I'm stunned, lonejaguar.

I can't believe a number of A/O folks claimed months and made requests before you and NO ONE asked for March. Or Stephanie. I mean... Doi!

See, we're getting old, and our mental faculties are weakening. Darn you younguns and your ability to put 2 and 2 together so quickly! Seems like just yesterday I was sittin round the table with Myrtle and Edith, and we was talkin up a storm about them new fangled calculator machines....