A Little Holiday Gift
Dec. 24th, 2004 10:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cabensonThe past six months have been a bounty of new adventures for me. I have renewed a long-dormant interest in writing and creating. I have met so many wonderful people through these boards and communities and have developed great friendships with a few incredible women. I'd like to take this time to thank you all for being you.
Mrs. CB and I wish you all a wonderful and safe Holiday Season!!
And with all the talk of my TV girlfriend returning, I offer you this gift:
Miss Blonde Piece of Pie to "American Pie" (the extremely short version)
by Don Maclean
Just a few years ago,
I can still remember
How I used to watch the show for her.
But I knew if that cop was gay,
That she could make some Sweet HoYay,
'Cause Liv did make our Alex purr.
But last October made me so sad.
And Casey Novak made me so mad.
Season Five- it did suck.
Dick let Steph go, that dumb fuck!
I can’t believe they let them cry,
When our gals finally said goodbye.
They could not touch, (but I think they tried,)
The day The HoYay died.
So bye-bye to Miss Piece of Blonde Pie.
They put the lezzy in the Chevy,
And they made Benson cry.
And the writers of scripts, they were off getting high,
Saying, “This is when they think Cabot died,
Heh heh, let’s make’em think Cabot died”
Did they write Liv as a butch?
And then go and make her give up bush,
After Alex went away?
Did they think Liv would just wear pink
Without consuming a strong drink
Does Mishka need to teach them to write gay?
‘Cause in my world Liv loved Alex, see
They were caught fucking by Petrovsky.
I would have sold my soul,
Just to see that Cabot hole
They were a perfect pair, but out of luck.
When Steph wanted out, they became stuck.
She’s coming back-I fear Teh Suck
Unless, they let them fuck.
I’ll be singing
“Bye-bye to Miss Piece of Blonde Pie,
They brought the lezzy in a Chevy
But it’s making me cry
The good old days of eye shags have passed us by
We fear this is when all the HoYay died.
This is when all the HoYay died.”
I met a girl with a smut muse
And I asked her for some HoYay news,
She just shrieked and ran away.
I went to the sacred site
Where I’d often find a femslash bite,
But Season Six Olivia wasn’t gay
And on the boards, the readers cried,
The writers blocked, Hargitay’s a bride.
And not a word was written
About the dyke sex she was gettin’.
So with three Ho’s I admire most,
London, Apple, and West Coast,
We grabbed a glass, and toasted Ghost
The day, the HoYay died.
So bye-bye Miss Piece of Blonde Pie,
We’ll put our lezzies in a Chevy
And we’ll make Benson cry.
The good old eps with all the rack checks were fly.
Singing, “This’ll be the day HoYay dies.
This’ll be the day HoYay dies.”
We were singing,
“Bye-bye Miss Piece of Blonde Pie,
You want the movies, we want you and for Asshat to die.
The good old days of A/O have passed us by,
'Cause this is what caused HoYay to die”
Mrs. CB and I wish you all a wonderful and safe Holiday Season!!
And with all the talk of my TV girlfriend returning, I offer you this gift:
Miss Blonde Piece of Pie to "American Pie" (the extremely short version)
by Don Maclean
Just a few years ago,
I can still remember
How I used to watch the show for her.
But I knew if that cop was gay,
That she could make some Sweet HoYay,
'Cause Liv did make our Alex purr.
But last October made me so sad.
And Casey Novak made me so mad.
Season Five- it did suck.
Dick let Steph go, that dumb fuck!
I can’t believe they let them cry,
When our gals finally said goodbye.
They could not touch, (but I think they tried,)
The day The HoYay died.
So bye-bye to Miss Piece of Blonde Pie.
They put the lezzy in the Chevy,
And they made Benson cry.
And the writers of scripts, they were off getting high,
Saying, “This is when they think Cabot died,
Heh heh, let’s make’em think Cabot died”
Did they write Liv as a butch?
And then go and make her give up bush,
After Alex went away?
Did they think Liv would just wear pink
Without consuming a strong drink
Does Mishka need to teach them to write gay?
‘Cause in my world Liv loved Alex, see
They were caught fucking by Petrovsky.
I would have sold my soul,
Just to see that Cabot hole
They were a perfect pair, but out of luck.
When Steph wanted out, they became stuck.
She’s coming back-I fear Teh Suck
Unless, they let them fuck.
I’ll be singing
“Bye-bye to Miss Piece of Blonde Pie,
They brought the lezzy in a Chevy
But it’s making me cry
The good old days of eye shags have passed us by
We fear this is when all the HoYay died.
This is when all the HoYay died.”
I met a girl with a smut muse
And I asked her for some HoYay news,
She just shrieked and ran away.
I went to the sacred site
Where I’d often find a femslash bite,
But Season Six Olivia wasn’t gay
And on the boards, the readers cried,
The writers blocked, Hargitay’s a bride.
And not a word was written
About the dyke sex she was gettin’.
So with three Ho’s I admire most,
London, Apple, and West Coast,
We grabbed a glass, and toasted Ghost
The day, the HoYay died.
So bye-bye Miss Piece of Blonde Pie,
We’ll put our lezzies in a Chevy
And we’ll make Benson cry.
The good old eps with all the rack checks were fly.
Singing, “This’ll be the day HoYay dies.
This’ll be the day HoYay dies.”
We were singing,
“Bye-bye Miss Piece of Blonde Pie,
You want the movies, we want you and for Asshat to die.
The good old days of A/O have passed us by,
'Cause this is what caused HoYay to die”
