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[cabenson]

Happy Birthday fewthistle.

And because you supply us with beautiful poetry, I shall supply you with some for your birthday:

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who really knew how to fu..

No, no, that won't work...

There once was a girl from Kentuck
Who really knew how to fu..

Oh hell

There once was a girl from Columbus
Who didn't know how to NOT cuss
So she tried the pure thought
Why, a prayer book she bought
Yet she said "Happy birthday you old fuck!"

Oh hell, I tried. Happy Birthday!