The AU Challenege

[cabenson]

The writers are out of commission and Big Dick looks to the cast for help.



DW: I need ideas-let's go round the table.

MH: I want Olivia to appear non-lesbian and non-bisexual.

DW: Bi-sectional? What's that? You want her to act more
straight?

MH: I never said the "S-Word".

SM: Let Alex do whatever with whomever as long as they can
cook. And write in more cheeseburgers and bourbon.

CM: I want to see Elliot in nude scenes. I mean, have you
seen the size of my co-

DF: Cragen needs bunny slippers. That's all.

BDW: I'd like to see George make better use of his
observational skills.

Big Dick pulled out his cell and made the call. "Get the writers out of rehab. Now!"