Happy Birthday, Chef!!

[cabenson]

These are just something I worked on for heathers's birthday. Have a great day, H! Mrs CB and I will be celebrating here for you (if you know what I mean).



There once was an actress from LA
Who swore up and down, "I'm NOT gay!"
So she married her beard
And it's just as we feared
"I want to have a spit baby some day"


There once was a blond from the South
Who spewed genius and snark from her mouth
By her co-star she was ditched
And to a chef then pitched
Now she spends her down time getting soused.


There once was a model from Texas
Who's beauty stunned folks of both sexes
Till she spoke with those lips
Love for Republican Dicks
Must be mis-wiring found in her nerve plexus.


There once was a cop in New York
Whose lover is secretly touring with Bjork
Tired of acting the nun
She stowed her Big Gun
"Maybe in bed, Novak ain't such a dork."


There once was a lawyer in Nantucket
Who said, "If it's female, I'll fuck it!
But boys don't despair,
When you see my blonde hair,
Next to your wife's clit as I suck it!"