How to fuck with heathers

[cabenson]

Behind a cut because somone has a potty mouth.



heathers: fucking breeders
cabensonsvu: heh...I'm pregnant
cabensonsvu: I've been keeping it quiet
heathers: shut up
cabensonsvu: we haven’t told too many people yet.
cabensonsvu: we’ve been trying for 6 months
heathers: dude are you kidding me?!
cabensonsvu: nope
cabensonsvu: I’m due in May- right around my b-day
heathers: shut up!
cabensonsvu: really
cabensonsvu: it was our last chance
heathers: dude!!!
cabensonsvu: The wife thinks it's a boy
heathers: if you are fucking with me I swear to god I'm flying to ohio to kick your ass
cabensonsvu: we wanna name him PSYCH!!
heathers: hahaha you fucker
heathers: i knew you were a fucking liar
heathers: expect me in the am
cabensonsvu: bring coffee
heathers: I'm going to trash your ass with my huge hands
cabensonsvu: can't wait
heathers: you're lucky m y rock is in the shop
cabensonsvu: heh heh
heathers: you fucker
cabensonsvu: mama fucker
heathers: i swear I'm going to kick your ass
heathers: someday somehow
cabensonsvu: you did believe me for a sec, didn't you
heathers: when you said the boy part I was like no fucking way and then you psyched me out
heathers: but until the boy thing i didn't believe you at all
cabensonsvu: The Subject shall be "How to Fuck with heathers"
heathers: hahahahaha

Not that we didn't think about having kids. We did at one time. Then we sobered up.