It's not even Thanksgiving yet...

[cabenson]

stolen from someone or several someones on my list

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I ruled Ohio as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points). In February I gave theholyinnocent a life-saving portion of my liver (1000 points). In September I saved a busload of nuns in Angola and didn't try to sex them up (326 points). Last Wednesday I gave artskat a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Overall, I've been nice (620 points). For Christmas I deserve a naked Simone Lahbib in my bed! Sincerely, cabenson

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