Pimping my gal

[cabenson]

Mrs. CB was one of the four finalists for the "Humor Death Match" challenge by Columbus Dispatch humorist Joe Blundo. They had to write a 550 word humor essay on the iPhone. Her nom de plume is Linda Kennedy.

Here is your opportunity to read the five columns and vote:

http://www.dispatch.com/dispatch/content/life/youtellus/deathmatch.html

Comments

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

I voted for her! :)

[lostingeekdom.livejournal.com]

I voted too! She's at 33%, and some other moron is at 35%. You gotta pimp this harder among your acolytes ;-)

[darandkerry.livejournal.com]

Count my vote, too. Clearly the best of the 5; the reference to the Apple IIe was brilliant. Ah, those were the days. :)

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I voted...looks like she's ahead right now! Liek omg, I knows a celebrity now!1111eleventy1!! Love the interview in all its geeky glory: "What's your favorite element?"

When is she going to start writing under her REAL name, Linda Fiorentino?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

"What's your favorite element?"
I can't believe she didn't say Cabensium.....

[zacheese.livejournal.com]

"Michael! Do not pull the floppy disk out while the red light is still on!"

omg, the memories. I've pulled apart my share of those floppies. XD Voted, and she's leading by 5%!

[inspiredjae.livejournal.com]

My votes in...but your lady is falling behind, you better get to stomping! She is at 28% now.

[armature.livejournal.com]

My first experience with a word processor resulted in a row of LLLLLiiiiiiinnnddddaa when I applied my sturdy German fingers to the keyboard after they had been well-conditioned by my Royal typewriter.

For this alone she deserves to win. *nod*

I voted for her, I hope she wins! The other columns didn't come close.

"Linda, it's your mother. Pick up."
*wipes eyes*

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Thank you, hon.

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Thanks for your vote.
Oh, Fiorentino is hot! and sometimes funny.

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Thank you darlin'.

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Thank you, so much!

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Thank you for your vote, sweetie.

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Thank you, dear.