And a bit of memeness

[cabenson]

Stolen fron tudorlady. Fill in the blanks.

Dear CB,

I ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

Comments

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

SG randomly opens the thesaurus to respond to beloved's query:
Dear CB,

I _drunk___ you. You have a nice__giggle____. You make me ___pant____. You should __detour_____. Someday I will __feast____. You + me =__comfy______. If I saw you now I'd _____chill_____. I want to ___clean_____ you. I would build a __emphasis_____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ____"Delirious"_____. We could ____fidget______ under the stars.

Love,
_____Pacificator__________

(P.S. __Touch Down!__________)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Sorry babe, when I hear the word "fidget", all I can think of is The Little Rascals and those fucking midgets.

[bookgrrrl.livejournal.com]

Dear CB,

I __heart__ you. You have a nice___DVD collection___. You make me __laugh so hard I snort_____. You should __totally write more fic_____. Someday I will _actually write some too_____. You + me =_nutters_______. If I saw you now I'd __gush about Bad Girls________. I want to _have the same way with the ladies as_ you. I would build a __IKEA bookcase_____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be __Brick House_______. We could ___get absolutely piss drunk__ under the stars.

Love,
__me___________

(P.S. _seriously, thanks for the Lahboob____.)

[coolbyrne.livejournal.com]

Dear CB,

I _read_ you. You have a nice_way of making me laugh_. You make me _drool every time I look at your banner_. You should _seek some help about that Lahboob obsession, though_. Someday I will _do the same regarding my Mandana obsession_. You + me =_same LJ initials_. If I saw you now I'd _have no idea who you were_. I want to _buy a drink for_ you. I would build a _pyramid out of Tim Hortons cups_ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _"Let's Get it On"... until I saw your wife... then it would be "Comfortably Numb"_. We could _have a beer_ under the stars.

Love,
_coolbyrne__

(P.S. _Canadian beer, that is_.)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I want to _have the same way with the ladies as_ you
See, you GET me. I don't understand why my wife doesn't ;)

I would love a bookcase from IKEA.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I would build a _pyramid out of Tim Hortons cups_ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _"Let's Get it On"...
I LOVE Timmy Ho's coffe, so I can supply the cups. And believe it or not, I was singing "Let's Get It On" ALL day at work. My co-workers think I'm a crazed sex fiend. My wife knows better ;)

[coolbyrne.livejournal.com]

Where in the world would you have Timmy's coffee? I didn't realize his reach was that long. :)

(*Note to self: be careful when using information gleaned from the hidden microphone at CB's job. She almost caught on this time!*)

[bookgrrrl.livejournal.com]

I'm wicked with an allen wrench!

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

Dear CB,

I adore you. You have a nice teeth. You make me earn for more Wire In the Blood eps. You should really come to Vegas. Someday I will find some way to repay you for the Bad Girls dvds. You + me =Chaos. If I saw you now I'd flash you. I want to have a drink with you. I would build a shrine to all the girls YOU loved before just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "To All The Girls I Loved before. We could fantasize about a 4-some with Simone and Mariska under the stars.

Love,
Stephers

(P.S. please send me a link to a site that has the entire eps to Bad Girls series 1)

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Dear CB,

I am very concerned about you. You have a nice wife, however. You make me lieth down in fields of opium, and my hubby is a little wound up about it. You should get pissed. Someday I will make sweet love to THI. You + me = restraining order. If I saw you now I'd flash you, nonetheless. I want to pet you. I would build a cage just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "Too Drunk to Fuck." We could make beautiful martinis under the stars.

Love,
Simone

(P.S. My boobs aren't really that big, I swear. It's the pushup bra.)

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Dear CB,

I like you! You have a nice new car smell about you. You make me wish I had a current fandom I gave a shit about. You should really write a new television series for me so I can have a current fandom I give a shit about. Someday I will piss you off (charmed, I’m sure). You + me = a very tall and excruciatingly sarcastic person. If I saw you now I'd give you a big squeaky wet kiss on your cheek that everyone could hear and laugh about. I want to go power-tool shopping with you. I would build a Simone Lahboob life-sized android just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be “The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get”. We could formulate new margarita recipes under the stars.

Love,
Maroukian

P.S. "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say." ~Marshall McLuhan

[raginhoops.livejournal.com]

Dear CB,
i smile through my teeth at you. You have a nice wife. You make me indulge in multiple addictions that I have no control over. Someday I will spontaneously combust over the shear hotness of the characters you have hooked me on...you+ me=fem/slash anon meeting. If I saw you now, I'd be in OHIO in a fugue state. I want to worship you. I would build a church just for you. If I could sing you a song it would be "Go Tell it on the mountain, the gimp is born". We could build a bonfire under the stars.
Love,
Smiling Mighty Jesus, the Ragin One
P.S. Have fish?

[artskat.livejournal.com]

I don't know how your girlfriend puts up with you. You have a nice girlfriend. You make me stay out too late. You should floss and gargle. You + me = lost with beer in the trunk. If I saw you now I'd say "quit peeking in my window, bitch!" I want to confuse you. I would build an entertainment center, but leave the really hard part just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "black and decker dyke." We could make snow angels under the stars.

Love,

artskat

(P.S. did I win the Lahbooby prize?)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I wish I had that link :( I would check YouTube

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

You + me = restraining order. If I saw you now I'd flash you, nonetheless. I want to pet you. I would build a cage just for you.

Ah, Lahboob. You want to tease me then torture me. When can we start?

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I would build a Simone Lahboob life-sized android just for you.

:taps fingers: I'm waaaaaitng!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I want to worship you. I would build a church just for you. If I could sing you a song it would be "Go Tell it on the mountain, the gimp is born".


Ahh, you were thisclose! ;)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I want to confuse you.
Bitch please! You've been doing that for 10 years.


You + me = lost with beer in the trunk.

Aw damn :) Good times, good times.

[armature.livejournal.com]

Dear CB,

I like you. You have a nice pair of glasses. You make me like cats. You should always take care of your back. Someday I will go to NYC, too. You + me = drunk manic depressive = really not very pretty. If I saw you now I'd scream and demand what you were doing in my room. I want to get you new neighbors. I would build a impenetrable garage just for you. If I could sing you any song it would probably be the one I'm listening to now, complete with my PJ Harvey moves. We could swoon and squee about Scottish accents under the stars.

Love,
armature

(P.S. Filling in blanks is hard, yo.)