Not in MY town, mister!

[cabenson]

Dear Dubya,

I thought we had come to an agreement in regards to your way-too-frequent visits to Columbus: I don't publish embarrassing photos of The Twins from OSU/Michigan Week and you don't make me sit on the fucking freeway for half an hour while you ride back to Port Columbus International in your tricked out Hummerzine. Hope the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger and the Chili were worth it, and that the frosty didn't give you a brain-freeze. Oh, wait...

Just to show that I don't mind wasting gasoline (at $2.45/gallon, I might add), please accept this shirt with the lovely silk-screen quail on the front and elderly lawyer on the back. Yes, that's right, Uncle Dickie WILL want you to wear it when you go shooting at the ranch this weekend. He also wants his triple Combo with Biggie Size fries HOT!

And don't come back to Columbus EVAH!

Never yours,
CB

P.S. Laura says if you had Wendy's Chili, you ain't sleeping with her tonight.

P.S.S. Laura needs you to stop and grab some JD and Stoli. Oh, and a bag of pretzels.

Comments

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

ROFL.....you forgot to add that Laura wants him to stop by the liquor store and pick her up a 5th of Jack on the way home.

He only came to Vegas I think when he was campaigning. It was horrible seeing as our freeways are bottle-necked little LA now.

I hope he found my middle finger in his bowl of chili.