Karma's a bitch, Bitch!

[cabenson]

The evil biatch at work who is constantly overstepping her boundaries and stirring shit up went home early with explosive diarrhea. I could not find my sypmathy, so I laughed silently, and enjoyed the last few hours of my shift stress-free. I hope she's still shitting herself inside-out tomorrow- it's my Friday.

I am so burning in hell for this one and a few others

Comments

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

Haha!! So how did you do it? Spike her water with ex-lax?

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

we commented at the same time and thought the exact same thing.
psyche!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I'm not at all appalled that you would think me capable of such an act. However, since I refuse to acknowledge or speak to her unless it's work related, I had no opportunity.

I saw her in the lunchrooma and kept making ev01 comments about her to a friend...when I got back from lunch, she was in teh john. My spoken words have mucho mojo ;)

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

hmmm...
how did she get diarrhea? :-)
not that i'm opinting fingers or anything...

Flight attendant's revenge.

[raginhoops.livejournal.com]

So how did you put the visine in her cuppa?

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA explosive diarrhea is one of the funniest things ever. I can only ever picture Kenny from South Park sitting on a toilet and exploding every now and then.

[tudorlady.livejournal.com]

::snork!::

I had exactly the same mental image.

"Please excuse Evil Bitch from work today. She has explosive diarrhea."

Medically yours,
Iyama Docter, MD

[godessillyria.livejournal.com]

Dude that's the best!!! I hope it was painful and explosive. I've also had my share of biotches in my life, so I can totally relate.

Here's a tiny web site for those days when the harlot is feeling ok.

http://www.doodie.com/boss_flash_animation.php

Enjoy the whacking!!!

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

It would have been even funnier if she pooped her pants in front of you.