CB's Question of the Week

[cabenson]

What is the "drunken/stoned moment" from your past that your friends never let you forget? And if you don't drink can I have your liver?, what's the craziest thing you have done that your friends won't stop bringing up?


My answer: I think the one I get reminded of most, especially at Thanksgiving, is the first year I met artskat. She used to throw a "Gay Thanksgiving" party where she supplied the turkey and everyone brought a side dish. She asked me to come over the night before and help her get the turkey ready while she made stuffing. A twelve-pack of Bud Light(between us) later, I was cleaning out the turkey and proudly proclaimed it ready for teh stuffing. Arty tried to tell me that I hadn't gotten all packages of gizzards and stuff out. I stumbled to her crap drawer, pulled out a flashlight and performed a cavity search on the bird to ensure it wasn't smuggling anything. I was right, Arty was trashed. We then basted said turkey in beer, stuffed it and then sobered up-we both had to work the next day before the party.

Then there was the time I stood on a bar stool to sing along with Madonna's version of "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" surrounded by ten gay boys holding their lighters up. They even made me a bday cake a few weeks later. with the song title on it and a drawing of a chick with her arms in the air. To this day, if that song should play or anyone mentions it, they do an imperonation of me, arms in the air.

Comments

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

OMG...ear piercing room?! I moved to main campus when I was in my early 20's...too many bar crawls to remember.

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

Amazing thing being no one got any infections from the piercings, and last I saw any of them they were still pierced! We had a lot of booze to kill off any germs on the needle...