You have a Septmberrrrrr Birthday

[cabenson]

Happy 70th Birthday theholyinnocent!!

And when you start to feel bad about how old you are, just keep in mind that I will always. be. younger.

My mother's side of the family is Scottish/Irish,(and it's NEVER too early to start drinking) so here are some Birthday toasts for you.

Birthdays come to all the land
To those w’er poor or rich
So quit yer mopin’ and grab some wine
Drink up, ya silly bitch

and my favorite:


Here's to the women in the high-heeled shoes,
who smoke men's fags and drink men's booze;
and when they kiss, they kiss so sweet,
they make things stand that have no feet!

Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a damn sight more sincere!


Have a WONDERFUL day!

Comments

[stephbrandes.livejournal.com]

She's 70???? Never would have guessed. 62 perhaps, but definately not 70.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I look young for my age. Why, with my dentures, I sometimes pass for 55.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

CB, baby, thanks so much for the bday wishes! And those naughty drinking songs! I trust you've already passed them on to your nieces & nephews. :)

just keep in mind that I will always. be. younger.

As long as you keep in mind that I will always. be. able. to. kick. your. ass. XD

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

As long as you keep in mind that I will always. be. able. to. kick. your. ass. XD
See how she teases the crippled? Just wait till next spring ;)