I hate my neighbors!

[cabenson]

The Burning Bush hit Mrs. CB's car...again! Three weeks after hitting it the first time. Fuckers! I could see her hitting it if we were in anyway blocking her driveway but the fact is she is too fucking lazy to pull out in the opposite direction...where no one can park because of a hydrant. I want to call the police but Mrs. CB is gonna take copies of the zoning laws(they park in their front yard...a nono) and the Ohio BMV regulations on driving an unsafe car and tell her to get it fixed (no rear bumper on a minivan). If they don't comply we will call the police and file a zoning complaint.

And I was in such a good mood because I was notified that my six week disability extension was finally approved and I'm getting a check tomorrow. Fuckers stomping on my buzz!

Comments

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

AGAIN? Good Christ, what an idiot. I hope Mrs. CB's tactics work.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I heeeeeete her. I almost hate her enough to post pictures of her her. Stupid Lazy Bitch.

I need a margarita STAT!

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

and when teh burning bush hits something... that's a big bump!
Congrats on the extension- you are dangerously at risk for losing your "kept" status :)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

you are dangerously at risk for losing your "kept" status :)
I know :(. Since I haven't gotten the check yet, I did get an "allowance" to go out partying with my friend tomorrow night. Karaoke at the local butch bar...help

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Karaoke at the local butch bar...help
better shine up on your Indigo Girls lyrics...

[slcadet.livejournal.com]

I think you should put fish oil (tuna) on Teh Burning Bush's engine block, and otherwise torment her car.

But that's just me.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid that if I step foot over there I'll a) destroy my back kicking the shit out of her or b) set her fucking van on fire.