CB's Question of the Day

[cabenson]

Well, Mrs. CB is going to visit her family tomorrow leaving me all alone and bored to tears. Aaaaaand, a certain f-lister is celebrating a MAJOR birthday this weekend (I didn't realize she was Medicare eligible already) so I am throwing a cyber party!

What are you bringing to the party?

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[snuffnyc.livejournal.com]

i'll strip.

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

Martinis. And chocolate.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

You're perfect! XD

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

I know. ;)

[bast2.livejournal.com]

myself, since hurricane rita is predicted to be in my area this weekend, i need to get the hell out.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

MAJOR birthday this weekend
Wood for her coffin from a 100 year-old tree,
I'll bring seeds to the cyber party.
We'll plant the tree this weekend. ;)

(or, I can hire a cadre of strippers)

[heathers.livejournal.com]

I've got a pile of really bad b-movies all picked out for her. Movie marathon (replete with bottomless drinks), here we come!

-H

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

I sense a theme. I'll have a heart attack from all the strippers & booze and then maroukian has the coffin ready...good planning, guys!

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

We do what we can...

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

You know, Mrs. CB shouldn't leave you alone. Ever.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

One would have thought that she'd have realized that by now ;)

[projectjulie.livejournal.com]

well, I was going to offer to bring strippers too, but since you've already got those I'll have to top it with -- hos!! that's right, I promise to bring you back some honest-to-goodness legal prostitutes from Amsterdam, prepaid and ready to indulge your every twisted sexual whim. (better give mrs. holy first go, though, because that is one women I wouldn't want to cross.)

HAPPY 93rd BIRTHDAY HOLY ONE!!

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha...thanks, Julie! And how well you have gleaned mrs. thi's personality through one mere phone chat!

You're going to Amsterdam? Wow, your photo posts are going to get even more interesting...

[projectjulie.livejournal.com]

indeed, mrs. holy was formidable.

and unfortunately, there are no photo posts from here as I can't use my cell in europe. in fact, I'm boycotting picture-taking. I'll try to muster at least one...

[amazonqueenkate.livejournal.com]

BEER.

Because I have totally been on a beer kick lately.

So, BEER.

[eclecticfan.livejournal.com]

money

for tips for the strippers

and in case we run of out beverages and snacks

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

So practical! :)

[ki-finn.livejournal.com]

Case of Stoli because I'm in the states right now and can afford it.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

All right, the Queen of Vodkas!