Wonkavision

[cabenson]

Mrs. CB and I took in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory yesterday. I was impressed with the FX especially the opening scene probably because it made me crave chocolate throughout the film. Words of advice: Take chocolate with you to see this film so you won't have to get up mid-movie to buy some. Or make someone go get it for you.

Johnny Deep was freaky looking yet notsobad. I got the distinct feeling that Willy Wonka needed to join childfree but that went away towards the end. The child actors were appropriately annoying(Mike Teevee was my favorite) and Charlie's mom (played by Helena Bone-me Carter) just became top mom on my MILF list. Violet's mama would have made the list had it not been for the atrocious 80's terry-cloth track suit she wore. Maybe if I just think of her without the suit...

Charlie was darling and Grampa Joe was fun. Grampa George? I think he is more my kinda guy. I could see Gampa George and me spending an evening at Hooters. Charlie's mom...did I mention Charlie's mom?

The Oompa-Loompas were my favorite part. Sooo different from the 1971 film. While the original ones were kinda creepy, these OL's were styling cool. I wonder who does their hair? Soundtrack was alternately amusing and annoying. Some of the music stepped on the OL songs and I couldn't make them out. But then again, it may have been the chocolate stuffed in my ears.

Overall, a good movie with some great performances. Special effects were a little less than I expected, but then again, I am an FX whore. I will probably go see it again when the kids get here and it will definitely be added to my movie collection when it comes out on DVD. I just hope the extras include a Wonka Bar.

Comments

[charliesmum.livejournal.com]

This sentence Charlie's mom...just became top mom on my MILF list. makes me grin, for the obvious reasons.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha. Bide your time my dear, you may make it to the top of my LJilf list;)

CB Powers, Super Lesbian Spy

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Jesus H. Christ on a Ritz cracker, CB, focus! You're on the mission to Seduce Jenna! You cannot waste your mojo!

AND WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME WITH OOMPA LOOMPA ICONZ?

Re: CB Powers, Super Lesbian Spy

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

AND WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME WITH OOMPA LOOMPA ICONZ?
But you make it so easy :)

Re: CB Powers, Super Lesbian Spy

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I just got a further idea for the subterfuge...
it is going to be you, Jenna and an oompa-loompa all in the same sack!
bwahahahahaha! I can see the New York Post headline now:
Jenna in the orangeafterglow with Ohioan woman and Oompa Loompa...

Re: CB Powers, Super Lesbian Spy

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

No way! Although that may be the only way to get Jenna into my bed as my mojo has been out of practice for a while;)

But then we all know I just need a bottle of Cuervo and a few lines of blow and she'll come running.

Re: CB Powers, Super Lesbian Spy

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

But then we all know I just need a bottle of Cuervo and a few lines of blow and she'll come running.
See! I knew you would be good at this covert seduction stuff. You already have a fool-proof strategy- or rather, a strategy to lure a fool!