CB's Question of the Day

[cabenson]

Do you know the Muffin Man?

Comments

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

No, but I love it when he sleeps with the Frosting Freak and I get cupcakes.

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha. Those sound really good. But I suppose after eating a WHOLE cake last week (recuperation=eating sweets), I should get back to a less weighty diet. Lame-ass back :(

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

Stupid spinal column! [/homer]

Well, at least you didn't eat the cake in one day...riiiight? :)

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Umm...I plead the fifth.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Are you talking about that guy at Prantl's Bakery,
or the one who lives on Drury Lane?

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

who?

[bast2.livejournal.com]

yes, i was once married to him.

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

No one's supposed to know the Muffin Man. The Muffin Man is evil.

[theholyinnocent.livejournal.com]

But, but...he makes muffins! How can that be evil?

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

I do like muffins....

I used to sing the song for Heather in this dark and twisted minor key and it always freaked her out because it ended up sounding like a song about pedophile or something hahahaha.

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

see, I THOUGHT SO!!!-- and I have always thought so...
I was always uneasy when this exercise in nonsense came up, hated the circle, holding hands and walking zombiesque in a circle, the monotonous lyrics- expanding, spreading the muffin man's nefarious influence over innocent kindergartens everywhere.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

cansomeone please tell me what the hell ya'll talking about?

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

Sorry Mikee.
Knowledge of The Muffin Man, his whereabouts and origins are privy to children on this continent only. [or maybe it was a British thing to start(whoknows?)]
Let me just say the man in question plays an important and highly secretive role in a North American rite of passage...

[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Don't tell her anymore. I think it would be considered treason ;)

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

i know all about drury lane :-)

[maroukian.livejournal.com]

::GASP!:: Mikee!
Well. now you've done it...
you can kiss your Dradles goodbye forever.

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

noooo!
don't take my dradle!
please!
pretty please!
i'll do anything!

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

lol!
very well, i'll just file it under "cultural difference" and leave well enough alone :-)

[mikee-pm.livejournal.com]

you're so sweet!
i can see you holding hands and walking zombiesque in a circle :-D

[sooozie1982.livejournal.com]

You're damn right I do. Asshole stole twenty bucks from me!

[wingsfan.livejournal.com]

Not the gum buttons!

Muffin Man?
Nope, can't say I know him. I know a Miss Muffin though.

[stargazer1960.livejournal.com]

Recently, I have become more inspired by muffs than muffin men.